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NewDawn50
on 5/19/11 8:54 pm

You're probably asleep and not bored and lonely anymore, but,let's just keep it going:

A man comes home and is startled to find his wife, naked, jumping up and down on the bed.

"What are you doing?" he asks.

The wife, still jumpimg, says "I went to the dr. today and he says I have the breasts of a 21 year old!"

Smiling, the husband says, sarcastically "Oh, yeah? Well, what did he say about your 50 year old ass?"

His wife replied "I don't know - your name never came up."

DrHollywood
on 5/20/11 1:27 am - Harbor City, CA

VSG on 02/01/11

You are right, I am just waking up..... but what a great way to wake up...

hahahahahahahah this is Hilarious!!!!

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                         "Keeping The Faith!"   "Slim by Summer!"
                                    HW: 250 - SW: 241 - CW: 154.7- GW: 140


1 month: 22 pounds (216) 2 months: 12.2 pounds (203.8) 3 months: 10.6  (193.2)
4 months: 9.7 lbs (183.5) 5 Months: 6 pounds (177.5 ) 6 Months: 12 lbs ( 165.5)
7 Months 7.1 lbs (158.4) 8 Months +1.6 pounds(159.8) 9 Months 2.7 pounds (157.1)
10 Months 8.1 lbs (149) 11 months +2 pounds ( 151) 1 YEAR!!! 2.6 pounds (148.4)


                                  Hit "One-derland April 9th, 2011   (199.7)

                                  "Half-Way Goal" April 25th, 2011 (194.8)

                                  "Happyland 80`s" May 14, 2011 (189.6)

                                   "Groovyland 70`s" June 20th 2011 (179.9)

                                    " HippyDippyland 60's" July 16th (169.8)

                                       " CQQL-land 50`s" August 25th ( 159.8)

                        "Normal BMI" 24.8 October 21st, 2011 (154.5) I am 5`6

                                 "AWESOME-land 40's" Dec 1st 2011 (149)

                              "Century Club 100 Pounds" Dec 1st 2011 (149)

                                ' ONE YEAR SURGIVERSARY!!!"

Two Year Surgiversary!!!"

viola_120
on 5/19/11 9:28 pm - FL

VSG on 03/11/11

I'm a little late to the joke-athon--but I have to add one--the only one I can ever remember. . .you'll see why. . .

"What does an Amish woman dream about?"

"Two Men-onite". . .

Get it, get it. . . 2 men a night? Ha, Ha, Ha!

I used to live near an Amish/Menonite community in Northern Indiana. Its as good as I get. . .Sorry

HW-250 SW 241.8 GW 139

DrHollywood
on 5/20/11 1:29 am - Harbor City, CA

VSG on 02/01/11

hahahahaha cute..... hahahaha

what a great way to wake up.......

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                         "Keeping The Faith!"   "Slim by Summer!"
                                    HW: 250 - SW: 241 - CW: 154.7- GW: 140


1 month: 22 pounds (216) 2 months: 12.2 pounds (203.8) 3 months: 10.6  (193.2)
4 months: 9.7 lbs (183.5) 5 Months: 6 pounds (177.5 ) 6 Months: 12 lbs ( 165.5)
7 Months 7.1 lbs (158.4) 8 Months +1.6 pounds(159.8) 9 Months 2.7 pounds (157.1)
10 Months 8.1 lbs (149) 11 months +2 pounds ( 151) 1 YEAR!!! 2.6 pounds (148.4)


                                  Hit "One-derland April 9th, 2011   (199.7)

                                  "Half-Way Goal" April 25th, 2011 (194.8)

                                  "Happyland 80`s" May 14, 2011 (189.6)

                                   "Groovyland 70`s" June 20th 2011 (179.9)

                                    " HippyDippyland 60's" July 16th (169.8)

                                       " CQQL-land 50`s" August 25th ( 159.8)

                        "Normal BMI" 24.8 October 21st, 2011 (154.5) I am 5`6

                                 "AWESOME-land 40's" Dec 1st 2011 (149)

                              "Century Club 100 Pounds" Dec 1st 2011 (149)

                                ' ONE YEAR SURGIVERSARY!!!"

Two Year Surgiversary!!!"

GAFROMVA
on 5/19/11 10:36 pm - Alexandria, VA

VSG on 12/08/10 with

No joke, but this video clip is hilarious and always makes me laugh
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_Z3lmidmrY

Glen
The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

HW: 565, Surgery Day: 486 CW: 319

DrHollywood
on 5/20/11 1:32 am, edited 5/20/11 1:32 am - Harbor City, CA

VSG on 02/01/11

awwww i so related to the depressing part....
hahahaha this was cute..... At least I am not stuck in quick sand.....

hahahahahaha thank you.... loved watching this...

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                         "Keeping The Faith!"   "Slim by Summer!"
                                    HW: 250 - SW: 241 - CW: 154.7- GW: 140


1 month: 22 pounds (216) 2 months: 12.2 pounds (203.8) 3 months: 10.6  (193.2)
4 months: 9.7 lbs (183.5) 5 Months: 6 pounds (177.5 ) 6 Months: 12 lbs ( 165.5)
7 Months 7.1 lbs (158.4) 8 Months +1.6 pounds(159.8) 9 Months 2.7 pounds (157.1)
10 Months 8.1 lbs (149) 11 months +2 pounds ( 151) 1 YEAR!!! 2.6 pounds (148.4)


                                  Hit "One-derland April 9th, 2011   (199.7)

                                  "Half-Way Goal" April 25th, 2011 (194.8)

                                  "Happyland 80`s" May 14, 2011 (189.6)

                                   "Groovyland 70`s" June 20th 2011 (179.9)

                                    " HippyDippyland 60's" July 16th (169.8)

                                       " CQQL-land 50`s" August 25th ( 159.8)

                        "Normal BMI" 24.8 October 21st, 2011 (154.5) I am 5`6

                                 "AWESOME-land 40's" Dec 1st 2011 (149)

                              "Century Club 100 Pounds" Dec 1st 2011 (149)

                                ' ONE YEAR SURGIVERSARY!!!"

Two Year Surgiversary!!!"

WVLoser
on 5/20/11 12:19 am - Wheeling, WV

VSG on 05/11/11

I'm just now getting caught up and back to the boards, but I absolutely loved this thread!!!

Thanks for the smiles.

Beth

HW: 250 SW: 239 CW: 176
Month #1: 12 lbs
Month #2: 17 lbs
Month #3: 14 lbs
Month #4: 9 lbs
Month #5: 6 lbs
Month #6: 2 lbs
Month #7: 3 lbs

DrHollywood
on 5/20/11 1:35 am - Harbor City, CA

VSG on 02/01/11

Welcome Back... its been a fun one thanks to everyone here and the smiles and laughter it brings us.......

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                         "Keeping The Faith!"   "Slim by Summer!"
                                    HW: 250 - SW: 241 - CW: 154.7- GW: 140


1 month: 22 pounds (216) 2 months: 12.2 pounds (203.8) 3 months: 10.6  (193.2)
4 months: 9.7 lbs (183.5) 5 Months: 6 pounds (177.5 ) 6 Months: 12 lbs ( 165.5)
7 Months 7.1 lbs (158.4) 8 Months +1.6 pounds(159.8) 9 Months 2.7 pounds (157.1)
10 Months 8.1 lbs (149) 11 months +2 pounds ( 151) 1 YEAR!!! 2.6 pounds (148.4)


                                  Hit "One-derland April 9th, 2011   (199.7)

                                  "Half-Way Goal" April 25th, 2011 (194.8)

                                  "Happyland 80`s" May 14, 2011 (189.6)

                                   "Groovyland 70`s" June 20th 2011 (179.9)

                                    " HippyDippyland 60's" July 16th (169.8)

                                       " CQQL-land 50`s" August 25th ( 159.8)

                        "Normal BMI" 24.8 October 21st, 2011 (154.5) I am 5`6

                                 "AWESOME-land 40's" Dec 1st 2011 (149)

                              "Century Club 100 Pounds" Dec 1st 2011 (149)

                                ' ONE YEAR SURGIVERSARY!!!"

Two Year Surgiversary!!!"

DragonGirl
on 5/20/11 1:09 am - MN

VSG on 01/10/11

Must be the week for the funks, cuz it's been a blah week for me too. I saw this and thought it was a great way to kick a Friday off...thanks everybody...specially the men for giving us a few laughs! Feel better Doc...the weekends here!! Here's my contribution:

Patient: "Doc, you have to help me. Some days I think I'm Mickey Mouse, some days I think I'm Donald Duck" Doctor: "How long have you had these Disney spells?"

Heidi

Age 49 Height 5'5" HW/280 SW/250 CW/157

Behind every success is effort...Behind every effort is passion...Behind every passion is someone with the courage to try.

DrHollywood
on 5/20/11 1:37 am - Harbor City, CA

VSG on 02/01/11

hahahahah that was very cute... hahahahahahaha
Agree thanks to all for this thread.... sure cheered a lot of people up.

I went to bed, but what a wonderful way to wake up. I have to work tonight 3:30 to about 12:30 tonight, so this is starting my day off great!!!

                      ✿ L♦O♦V♦E ✿ & ✿ P♦E♦A♦C♦E ✿ღ ✿ & F♦R♦I♦E♦N♦D♦S ✿ ღ
                         "Keeping The Faith!"   "Slim by Summer!"
                                    HW: 250 - SW: 241 - CW: 154.7- GW: 140


1 month: 22 pounds (216) 2 months: 12.2 pounds (203.8) 3 months: 10.6  (193.2)
4 months: 9.7 lbs (183.5) 5 Months: 6 pounds (177.5 ) 6 Months: 12 lbs ( 165.5)
7 Months 7.1 lbs (158.4) 8 Months +1.6 pounds(159.8) 9 Months 2.7 pounds (157.1)
10 Months 8.1 lbs (149) 11 months +2 pounds ( 151) 1 YEAR!!! 2.6 pounds (148.4)


                                  Hit "One-derland April 9th, 2011   (199.7)

                                  "Half-Way Goal" April 25th, 2011 (194.8)

                                  "Happyland 80`s" May 14, 2011 (189.6)

                                   "Groovyland 70`s" June 20th 2011 (179.9)

                                    " HippyDippyland 60's" July 16th (169.8)

                                       " CQQL-land 50`s" August 25th ( 159.8)

                        "Normal BMI" 24.8 October 21st, 2011 (154.5) I am 5`6

                                 "AWESOME-land 40's" Dec 1st 2011 (149)

                              "Century Club 100 Pounds" Dec 1st 2011 (149)

                                ' ONE YEAR SURGIVERSARY!!!"

Two Year Surgiversary!!!"

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