Dear Stomach,

  Plz stop acting like you've been stabbed with dirty rusty dull knives and then they were left there. I assure you this is not the case and has never been the case. Besides that, you're only hurting yourself when you do this.

    Thanks,
         That person who is trying to help the rest of the body.

Anybody else want to post a letter to their stomach/gallbladder/whatever?

Great thread. Made me laugh.

Dear new baby stomach,

Please stop acting like you have never encountered liquids before. Peeing out of my butt is not working for me. I need to be able to leave my house without almost ****ting my pants every 3 seconds. BUT thank you for not giving me any other grief. You are making me happy so far, I just need my pee to come from the right place from now on.

Thanks :)

 Oh thank god. I am not the only one. 

Dear baby stomach,

Freakin' ditto. 

Love, me. 

i think u two summed it up for me nicely!!!
lol..still hurts to laugh

Haha! Love it!

Dear stomach,
Lately you've got a lot to say; you're always grumbling about something. But you gotta use your inside voice when we're out in public. People are giving us looks. 'Kay? Thanks.

This! This!

I named my tummy Rumbly early on (from Winnie the Pooh "I have a rumbly in my tumbly") and it has continued to live up to the name even at 8 months. Rumbly spoke up during a meeting a couple weeks ago and everything STOPPED.

Seriously Rumbly. Pipe down. It's not nice to interrupt people.

Loved this! Thanks for a good laugh first thing this morning Ladies!

 LOVE LOVE LOVE IT!!!!!

Dear stomach that is now almost 15 months old,

Please STOP demanding that I feed you every 1-2 hours.  People are really starting to look at us funny when I am always eating something for you.  You were not supposed to be this hungry all the time!  LOL

THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD. THANK YOU!

Ahem, Dear Baby Barely There Stomach,

Can't we just get along? You and I will be together for quite some time and I need you to at least cooperate with what I feed you...and if you could start enjoying protein shakes again, that would be fanfriggintastic considering it's a struggle to get in the required daily amount of protein and water intake I need with you throwing a fit every time I feed you. That is all. PS, thanks for helping me lose weight.

Yours Hungrily,

Me.