You're No Longer a Fat Man

Well I could use some of that. I will keep my eyes peeled for flirting women.

haha, that's great. You are quite the inspiration

 Keith, you're on a roll today! With all the sexy talk, I'd hope your wife gets it tonight. hahahaha

Congrats on the compliment. Don't doubt it, just take it! Oh hell, that could go for the sex too. DAMMIT...

The only thing she wants is for me to cook dinner and shut up, oh and to bring home a paycheck. My first name is "No"

You could always threaten to wake her up to surprise sex. When she fights you on that, point out that it's better than surprise butt sex. That's what the hubby tells me when I'm not in the mood at least. lol

LOL! I am guessing that is not one you want to spend too much time deciding on.

We don't like each other very much and I think that is pre-requisite for any sex...well most sex anyway.

Ooohhh so it's either angry sex or oral sex...where you scream F You at each other. GOT IT! lol

Yes lots of oral!