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On June 26, 2013 at 9:20 AM Pacific Time, Keith L. wrote:

Its Zero Carb, all protein! From what I understand it may satisfy your salt cravings too.

WRONGO BONGO!! lmao  but can't hurt a guy for TRYING tho right ....... (that's what SHE said!!)  

~150 mg !! of protein IS ALL ...1000 milligrams = 1 gram     so not even close!!  

 

Semen is primarily water, but contains trace amounts of almost every nutrient the human body uses.[citation needed] It has somewhat higher amounts of commonly deficient minerals, such as potassium, magnesium, and selenium.[41]One typical *********** contains 150 mg of protein, 11 mg of carbohydrates, 6 mg fat, 3 mg cholesterol, 7% US RDA potassium and 3% US RDA copper and zinc.[42] When metabolized, protein yields 4 kcal/g, carbohydrate also yields 4 kcal/g, and fat yields 9 kcal/g.[43] Hence the food energy in the typical *********** is 0.7 kcal (2.9 kJ).

 

100 mls= 20 teaspoons ...average volume of ********* is a tablespoon! (3 teaspoons!!)  ...unless he's into pineapple juice loading the night before...then it can be a CUP full ......lmao!! 

 

                                                                               Property                  Per 100mL      In average volume (3.4mL)

Calcium (mg)	27.6	0.938
Chloride (mg)	142	4.83
Citrate (mg)	528	18.0
Fructose (mg)	27.6	9.25
Glucose (mg)	102	3.47
Lactic acid (g)	62	2.11
Magnesium (mg)	11	0.374
Potassium (mg)	109	3.71
Protein (g)	5.04	0.171
Sodium (mg)	300	10.2
Urea (g)	45	1.53
Zinc (mg)	16.5	0.561
Buffering capacity (β)	25
Osmolarity (mOsm)	354
pH	7.7
Viscosity (cP)	3–7
Volume (mL)	3.4
Values for average volume have been calculated and rounded to threesig figs. All other values are those given in the review.

 

The chemical composition of sperm is as follows:
Chemical composition of sperm … … (In mg/100 ml)
Ammonia … … … … … … … … … … … 2
Ascorbic Acid … … … … … … … … …… 12.8
Ash … … … … … … … … … … … … … .. 9.9%
Calcium … … … … … … … … … … ……. 25
Carbon Dioxide … … … … .. … … … …. 54 ml/100 ml
Chloride … … … … … … … … … …… … 155
Cholesterol … … … … … … … … ……… 80
Citric acid … … … … … … … … ……….. 376
Creatine … … … … … … … … … ……. .. 20
Ergothioneine … … … … … … ………… Trace
Fructose … … … … … … … … … ……… 224
Glutathione … … … … … … … … …….. 30
Glycerylphorylcholine … … …. … … . 54-90
Inositol … … … … … … … … … … … … 50.57
Lactic Acid … … … … … … … … … ….. 35
Magnesium … … … … … … … … …….. 14
Nitrogen, nonprotein (total) …. … …. 913
Phosphorus, acid-soluble … ….. … …. 57
Inorganic … … … … … … … … … …….. 11
Lipids … … … … … … … … … … … … … 6
Total (lipid) … … … … … … … … … ….. 112
Phosphorylcholine … … … … … … … .. 250-380
Potassium … … … … … … … … … …… . 89
Pyruvic Acid … … … … … … … … …… . 29
Sodium … … … … … … … … … … …… .. 281
Sorbitol … … … … … … … … … … … ….. 10
Vitamin B 12 … … … … … ….. … ….. ….. 300-600 ppg
Sulfur … … … … … … … … … … … … ….. 3% (of ash)
Urea … … … … … … … … … … … … …. .. 72
Uric acid … … … … … … … … … … ….. .. 6
Zinc … … … … … … … … … … … ……  …  14
Copper … … … … … … … ….. ….. .. … …  006 to .024

The chemical composition of sperm that benefit the body are as follows:

1. Calcium
   This composition is very useful for bones and teeth and even to maintain muscle and nerve function.
2. Citric acid
   Useful to prevent blood clotting in the body
3. Creatine
   Useful to increase energy and formation of muscle and also acts as a fat burner
4. Ergothioneine
   Function as protection of skin from DNA damage
5. Fructose
   Can serve as a digestive sugar in the body which is very useful for the prevention of diabetes. Most Fructose is also dangerous because it can cause the disease gout.
6. Glutathione
   This chemical composition is very useful as a cancer preventive drugs, prevent blood clotting during surgery and increase the efficacy of chemotherapy drugs.
7. Inositol
   Function to prevent hair loss in hair
8. Lactic Acid
   Serves as a material for burns and surgical wounds
9. Lipid
   Functions as a fat burner
10. Pyruvic Acid
    Functioning as fertilising
11. Sorbitol
    Used by pharmacists as a material to overcome constipation
12. Urea
    Serves to remove excess nitrogen in the body
13. Uric Acid
    Useful for the prevention of diabetes but most of uric acid would be caused disease gout, etc.
14. Sulfur
    Useful for smoothing the skin.
15. Vitamin B12
    As an addition to stamin
16. Zinc
    Useful as an acne drug

best...thread...ever. 

  Priceless!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  You all are great.  I needed a laugh today.  Now don't share this with my husband and give him anymore ideas.  tehe

I once heard over 100 grams of protein per "serving"

I'm so glad you asked so I didn't have to. 

That's what my husband keeps telling me "It's protein, It's good for you" lol thanks for the laugh

OMG this thread is priceless hahahah glad my boss didn't walk by while reading!

Well I suppose you could always become a spitter...

Laura

I just laughed so hard, I snorted.  My kids want to know what I'm laughing at...... Um........nothing.