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Ain`t it the TRUTH Quotes I dialed a number and got the following recording: "I Am not available right now, but thank you for caring Enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep. If I do Not return your call, you are one of the changes." At pilots training back in the Air Corps they taught us, "Always try to keep the number of landings you Make equal to the number of take offs you make." My wife and I had words, but I didn't get to use mine. Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your Glasses. The irony of life is that, by the time you're old enough To know your way around, you're not going anywhere. God made man before woman so as to give him time To think of an answer for her first question. I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps Getting harder to find one. Every morning is the dawn of a new error.