Oh, Boy!

I'm in the process of overhauling my resume for a nifty federal job that I really, really want here in Denver. As I'm slogging through everything, I just have to laugh.  My early public health work was in STD programs.   What is making me laugh is wondering just how many people get to put the word "syphilis" in their resume and keep a straight face while doing so?  As a matter of fact, because of the arcane way federal resumes are constructed, I think I have the word "syphilis" in my resume at least 20 times. No one said life wasn't interesting! Back to work, Kix   Oh, and if anyone would like to pray, or chant, or swing chickens on my behalf, I'm mailing my application packet tomorrow around noon, MST.

Now that's funny Kix! Good thoughts, prayers, crossed fingers and toes all being sent for you!

Good Luck Kix!!!!  You have all my support!!!   I'm praying for ya .......... but I'm not swingin any chickens!!!! Haha Tommi

I was going to use my chicken for this weekend, but for you, I will sacrifice it to the gods The things we talk about up here!

i'm rooting for you, kix...but i'm skipping the chicken part!

syphilis syphilis syphilis syphilis syphilis syphilis syphilis syphilis syphilis syphilis syphilis syphilis syphilis syphilis syphilis syphilis syphilis syphilis syphilis syphilis That's a lot of syphilis.  I had a weird allergic reaction or "something" when I was 11 and the first thing the doctor suggested was that it looked like syphilis rsah.  Ummm I'm 11, I sincerely hope I don't have syphilis.  They tested me, I don't.  They tested me for a lot of things but never figured out what it was, but it went away after a few days.  Paging Dr. House.  Good luck with your application.  I've got my fingers crossed, and my legs crossed (as well as I can, I don't want syphilis after all) and I don't have any chickens but I'll swing my cat around for you.  (And blame you for all the scratches). 

Hey Kix.   Well you know what they say the more interesting the resume the more you will get remembered and I cant think of anything more memorable than a resume full of STD's lol  Can I just swing teriyaki  chicken? since it seems to be the best going down and it may help to even make it a little more tender,  But i'll try to swing it in a different direction than Jens cats, it may distract them!  Good Luck G/F!!  Estelle

Well Kix I hope you get the job. you are in my thoughts and prayers. I hope that the job is much more contagious than syphilis is hahahhah.

Throw in a little gonorrhea and chlamydia, and you're a shoe-in!!!!   Thanks for the laugh, Kix -  Kellie

Well I'll be!!!  I love a good swingin' chicken!!!  Count me in!!  Good thoughts & prayers to ya, Kix! Go get 'em!!!!