Where's Willby?!?!?

Did the aliens get her too?! Did the run off with her!? Is she hidin' under here!? Is she still in her big toasty ?!?! Did she fall into a vat if SF ice cream over at Sue's!? Hey... Sue is MIA too!! Ruh Roh.... We may have to form a search party! Saddle up ladies (and gents too) We may need to do a ride and rescue mission!!!! Huggs, Ruth

SSSUUUUEEEE???????? WWWIIIIILLLBBBBYYYY???? Where are you????? Ruth you go left and I'll go right... don't forget to check that strip joint... and I'll be sure to check the Emoticons Anonymous. Wait a minute Margaret is missing too! Let's get riding!

Strip Joint?!?! Dang! I forgot about the strip joint with the hottie dancers! I bet the three of them are there and eatin' all the SF chocolate cake too! hmmpf!

Hey Willby, if the aliens got you too and you see my no good PCP, get him to write my letter for me!

JEEZ!!!! Can't anybody get there freak on??? Can't get the to go home with us at this rate. At least I left with ya'll. Willby and Sue wouldn't let go of there g -strings Those babies momas are gonna be all up on Willby and Sue if they dont come on with me.They just said We are staying till the rides in... Well, I saw Willby the tall one and Sue was talking all her icecream trash like "oooo baby, you can lick my icecream anytime" cant take them heffers nowherewe will have to call backup... Sipele, Ruth, Cyndi,Ya.ll move in and keep your hands to yourself. Dont know what to do.. There out of control big girls LOVE to party Hugs Margaret

too cute!

Hi everyone!!---Anyone??? I went and missed the party AGAIN!!! It's 11:30 pm way out west..I'm gonna mosey on over to and hook myself up to my cpap machine. Now my hubby has one too! we are quite the pair!! My 15 year old cracked-up laughing so bad when he opened our bedroom door to ask a question the other night. I can't wait till I can get rid of my "C-CRAP" machine! I must admit I do sleep better..but come on...they can put a man on the moon but they can't come-up with a less primitive way to treat sleep problems??? Until that happens...I guess I'm gonna have to keep looking like a pig with a liitle snout...and with a hose attatched!! Beam me up Scotty!! Smiles to all, Virginia

New club Virginia..... 'SMO Hose Heads'! ...and I am a card carrying member! Huggs, Ruth

Hey Margaret Thats the last time we let you sneak out with us. I thought our secret was safe amongst us heffers but you have to go and tell on us. Your flagged, no morefor you girlfriend. Its true gang, we were dressed up and in our party gear and uh oh, here comes the DH (damn husband) Im going home to the plumber.

I'm here! I'm here! But recoveringfrom too much of everything. You gals sure know how to do it up right! willby