My Mom Says..........

I cant play with you guys anymore. She says women who cuss like truck drivers and have piercings and tattoos might be a bad influence on me She says the only way I can come out is if you feed me lots of ICE CREAMPIZZAand DONUTS willbybillybob PS:You guys are certifiably

NOW I RESEMBLE THAT REMARK LOL YOUR MOM IS THE BAD INFLUENCE SHE DOESN'T WANT YOU TO HAVE ANY FUN SO DECIDE WHICH WAY YOU WANNA GO DO YOU WANT TO GROW UP AND HAVE SOME FUN OR DO YOU WANT TO BE BORING I WILL MAKE A WITH YOU TRY US FOR A WEEK IF YOU R NOT 100% SATISFIED YOU CAN RETURN US AT NO CHARGE TO YOU AND GET 100% OF YOUR MONEY BACK HAVE A GREAT DAY LOVE YA CANDY

Oh Man, Willby sorry....Mrs Willby billyBob, Can Willby come out and play. I promise we will be good from now on. We wouldn't in any way want to influence Willby to be bad!!! We will just go shopping, and eat out and no more of that trucker busness..... We have SEEN the light...Please Mrs. Willby BillyBob??????????? Hugs from one of the ring leaders... Margaret

YOU KILL ME NOW YOU KNOW WE CAN'T KEEP THAT PROMISE WE R ALREADY GIVING HER A FREE TRIAL WHAT MORE CAN SHE WANT IF HER MOM KNEW SHE HAD THE STRIPPERS ALL TO HERSELF WHO KNOWS WHAT SHE WOULD DO HAVE A GREAT DAY LOVE CANDY

Dear Mrs. Billybob's Mommy, Please let her come out and play. We will be soooo good I dont know what happened to those heffers the other day I guess the got in them. Please dont yell at her or ground her. We will take good care of her from now on. Thank you so much, Bobby Joe

Dear Mrs. Billybob, With all due respect. You need to mind your own business. Signed, None of your business

Dear Mrs. Billybob, I am so sorry for the trouble my friends have caused your daughter; please remember that I am the innocent one, and that I always have your daughter's best interests in mind. That being said, can she please come back out and play?? Thank You, Tanja

I know my ears cant be hearing this..... Soos, you and Tanja acting like Dennis the menace sucking up to her moma like that! And Ruth has the devil in her eyes lol. Your daughter MRS>> Willby Billybob has been teaching us things. She is not the lil angel you think. I heard from my friend Tanja, that her cousin Soos told her friend Ruth that her friend Sipele told her friend Candy that Deb and Carmella saw her down at the Dairy Queen lottering trying to score icecream..... AND SHE DID'T HAVE NO MONEY!!!!!!!!!! I personally am the innocent one ;o)

Dear Mrs. Willybillybob, I hate to be the one to break this to you... but your daughter has been keeping something from you. While I'm sure you would love to believe that she is a perfect little angel and it was us that caused her to be bad... I can assure you that is not the case. In fact I have pictures of willby that I'm sure you might want to see... It all began with my 25th Birthday. I had an innocent party with games... like pin the tale on the donkey... and cake and ice cream... but only the sugarfree kind. It was a simple party and of course I invited your daughter, but when she showed up.. she busted through the door... music blaring... smoking who knows what... and she brought these friends of her's... believe me, Tanja, Margaret, Soos, Ruth,the gang, and I were all SHOCKED. Candy and Carmella were too at first... but then when the guests she brought stripped down... they got HAPPY! We could not believe our eyes... Willby brought strippers to my INNOCENT birthday party! WE did not want to upset willby... so we decided to play along and not mention anything to her about her actions. However I regret to tell you that this was not the only bad act she had pulled. The other day we found her under the . She said she was playing hide and seek but, when we asked her who was looking for her she said the . I don't know what to say, Mrs. Willbybillybob... I think your daughter either decided to or she is just plain . Please don't blame yourself, Mrs. Willybillybob. I know... let willby come out and play...and we will teach her to be a GOOD girl! Sincerely, SipeleK

Sorry little Miss Willby..............(I'm NOT going to ask about the name change!!!!, I must have been sleeping last night during chat!!!) Guess you can't play with me cuz I am a truck driver for 8 years now!!!! Maybe keep it a secret. Carmella