JOKE OF THE DAY

Marlena S.
on 10/6/05 10:34 pm - Velpen, IN

The 10th grade teacher asks Jessica: "What part of the human body increases to 10 times it's normal size when excited?" Jessica responds: "That's disgusting! I don't have to answer that question!" So the teacher asks little Johnny, *****sponds: "That's easy...the pupil of the eye." "That's correct, Johnny. Very good!" And turning to Jessica, she says: "I've three things to say to you, young lady... first, you didn't do your homework; second, you have a dirty mind; and third, you're in for a big disappointment!"

cr8tivechick
on 10/6/05 10:57 pm - King Of Prussia, PA

RNY on 10/31/05

Good Morning Marlena, That was a good one

Thanks for sharing your joke with the board, Monica F.

rew1824
on 10/6/05 11:19 pm - Philadelphia, PA

RNY on 12/19/05

That was too funny!

I love your morning jokes Marlena. Makes my morning much better!

Huggs, Ruth

I.M.Hungry
on 10/7/05 12:23 am

RNY on 10/24/05

Marlena, Thanks for the chuckles every day!!!! I read them and then tell my family. Now my 15yo says "is this a dumb internet joke?" But he laughs despite himself. Thanks again!! willby