JOKE OF THE DAY!!!!!

Marlena S.
on 10/8/05 8:44 am - Velpen, IN
Donald & Daisy Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy. The first thing Daisy asked was, "Do you have a condom?" Donald frowned and said "No." Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom, they could not have sex. "Maybe they sell them at the front desk," she suggested. So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk if they had condoms. "Yes, we do," the clerk said, and pulled one out from under the counter and gave it to Donald. The clerk asked, "Would you like me to put that on your bill? "No!" Donald quacked, "What kind of a friggen' pervert do you think I am?"
CANDICANES510
on 10/8/05 10:12 am - LOGANVILLE, GA
THANKS FOR THE LAUGH I AM PERSONALLY A MICKEY PERSON BUT THIS JOKE WAS TOO CUTE WHERE DO U COME UP WITH ALL THESE SHARE YOUR SECRETS HAVE A GREAT EVENING LOVE CANDY
Marlena S.
on 10/8/05 10:20 am - Velpen, IN
ME, MY DAD AND MOST OF MY FAMILY KINDA JUST KEEP THEM GOING. AND SOME FRIENDS SEND THEM TO ME.
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