JOKE OF THE DAY! (FOR MONDAY)

Q. Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg in a car crash? A. He's all right now. Q. Where do you find a no legged dog? A. Right where you left him. Q. Where do you get virgin wool from? A. Ugly sheep. You should always give 100% at work... 12% Monday; 23% Tuesday; 40% Wednesday; 20% Thursday; 5% Friday Q. Did you hear about the blind man who went bungee jumping? A. He loved it, but it scared the hell out of his dog. Q. What is Osama bin Laden's idea of safe sex? A. Marking the camels that kick. Q. Did you hear that Fed Ex and UPS are going to merge? A. Yeah. They're going to call it FED UP! Q. What's the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman? A. The car salesman can probably drive! Q. What do your boss and a slinky have in common? A. They're both fun to watch tumble down the stairs.