A joke for today-an oldie

A man walks into a bar with a duck under his arm. The bartender say, "I am sorry sir, we don't serve pigs." The man answers, That's not a pig, it's a duck." The bartender shoots back, "I was talking to the duck."

Loris Thats what my kids would call a "groaner". Hmmmmmm.........as a matter of fact EVERY joke I tell them is a groaner.HEY!! Thanks for sharing! willby