FF ... Friday Funny!
a Friday Funny...... 
Harvey and Gladys Goldman are getting ready for bed. Gladys is standing in front of her full-length mirror, taking a long, hard look at herself, after all she lost 100 pounds!
"You know, Harvey," she comments. "I stare into this mirror and I see a saggy creature. My face is all wrinkled; my arms and legs are as flabby as popped balloons, my breasts hang so low I can't see my tummy button, and, my butt looks like a sad, deflated version of the Hindenberg!"
She turns to face her husband and says, "Dear, please tell me just one positive thing about my body so I can feel better about myself."
Harvey studies Gladys critically for a moment and then says in a soft, thoughtful voice, "Well, there's nothing wrong with your eyesight."
~*~ HAPPY WEEKEND ~*~
Pam
Harvey and Gladys Goldman are getting ready for bed. Gladys is standing in front of her full-length mirror, taking a long, hard look at herself, after all she lost 100 pounds!
"You know, Harvey," she comments. "I stare into this mirror and I see a saggy creature. My face is all wrinkled; my arms and legs are as flabby as popped balloons, my breasts hang so low I can't see my tummy button, and, my butt looks like a sad, deflated version of the Hindenberg!"
She turns to face her husband and says, "Dear, please tell me just one positive thing about my body so I can feel better about myself."
Harvey studies Gladys critically for a moment and then says in a soft, thoughtful voice, "Well, there's nothing wrong with your eyesight."
~*~ HAPPY WEEKEND ~*~
Pam 
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