HALLOWEEN FUNNIES

GOOD AFTERNOON MY FELLOW SMO'S HERE ARE SOME HALLOWEEN JOKES TO GET YOUR WEEKEND STARTED 1. What do ghosts serve for dessert? 2. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? 3. What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack? 4. What do goblins and ghosts drink when they're hot and thirsty on Halloween? 5. Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? 6.What do you call a ghost who gets too close to a bonfire? 7. What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon? 8. How much does a Pirate pay to get his ears pierced? 9. How much does a Pirate pay to get his ears pierced? 10. What kind of surgery does a vampire doctor perform? ANSWERS: 1. Ice Screams 2. He didn't have the guts! 3. Count Duckula! 4. Ghoul-aid! 5. He didn't have a haunting license! 6. A toasty-ghosty! 7. A sour puss! 8. A buck an ear! 9. A buck an ear! 10. Fly by night operations! LOVE SIP AND CANDY

Candy, These were cute jokes. Thank you for the laugh. Kim