HALLOWEEN STORY FUN

HELLO MY SMO FAMILY I FOUND THIS AND HAD TO SHARE IT WITH YOU ALL BellyButton Buddy Silly, dumb old Donald Dutton Went home without his bellybutton. His mother said, "Oh, Don, my dear, Replace it with that extra ear." He did and when his stomach growled, It scared him cause it was so loud. He had it pierced, was really cool, To wear a funky ring to school. Teacher said, "Don't come in here, 'Till you remove that belly-ear. You'd better go see Doctor Procter, Our local bellybutton doctor." "Your bellybutton's like your heart, Without it, you'll soon fall apart." The doctor said, "Although it's tiny, If it falls off you'll lose your heinie. "You can't run and you can't jump, If your leg runs off and leaves a stump. Your eyeballs pop onto the ground They look at you, then roll around. "Your teeth refuse to chew a twinkie. Your armpits lose all that good stinky. Folks won't even see your grin, Your mouth slips underneath your chin. "You lose your fingers and your toes. Boogers crawl out on your nose. All your body parts might be Exposed for everyone to see. "Take this prescription that I write, To the bellybutton store tonight. Heed this advice I give to you: Replace it! Buy a backup, too." But Donald Dutton shook his head And kept his belly-ear instead. You may find this sort of weird, But this young man soon disappeared. They searched for him, Here's what they found: His ball cap sitting on the ground, With body pieces lying near And Donald Dutton's belly-ear. There is a moral to this rhyme, "Care for your body all the time. Do teeth brushin' and toe nail cuttin' And always guard your bellybutton. "Your bellybutton's really dear. Make sure it doesn't disappear. Get yourself some navel jelly And glue that baby to your belly. "It's very hard to find a friend That stays with you until the end. Your bellybutton is one that might. If you watch it close and treat it right." LOVE SIP AND CANDY