HAPPY TURKEY DAY

HERE IS A CUTE TURKEY DAY SONG I FOUND SO PLEASE SHARE YOUR TURKEY DAY SONGS Here's a little ditty for Thanksgiving: I was gobblin' around the farm one day Looking at the horses eat their hay Heard a gun shot, ran away And this is what I had to say: Chorus: Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble Don't eat me Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble Set me free Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble I won't be tasty ... for your Thanksgiving dinner I ran around to the back Saw the farmer's wife with a big ol' axe She was ready to attack And try to make me their evening snack Chorus: Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble Don't eat me Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble Set me free Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble I won't be tasty ... for your Thanksgiving dinner Uh, oh it's the dinner bell That signifys my death knell I hope that farmer goes to hell Listen to what I have to tell Chorus: Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble Don't eat me Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble Set me free Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble I won't be tasty ... for your Thanksgiving dinner They've already prepared the stuffing and gravy That stupid farmer has gone plum crazy My future right now is looking hazy They all want to pluck and shave me Chorus: Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble Don't eat me Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble Set me free Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble I won't be tasty ... for your Thanksgiving dinner The sun is shining off the carving knife The intention is to end my life Right now I'm feeling tremendous strife If I don'****ch out they'll be playing the fife Chorus: Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble Don't eat me Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble Set me free Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble I won't be tasty ... for your Thanksgiving dinner Here he comes with a mean ol' sword I hope this guy is getting bored Please, please help me Lord The farmer belongs in a mental ward Chorus: Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble Don't eat me Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble Set me free Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble I won't be tasty ... for your Thanksgiving dinner He's hacking at me with all his might This is such a gruesome sight I'm trying hard to be polite But I say this filled with spite Chorus: Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble Don't eat me Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble Set me free Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble I won't be tasty ... for your Thanksgiving dinner That farmer's got an evil grin I bet he thinks he's gonna win If it was my choice he'd be the din' Whoa! That swing was too close to my chin Chorus: Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble Don't eat me Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble Set me free Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble I won't be tasty ... for your Thanksgiving dinner The guy has got no remorse He wants to make me the main course I wish I new how to ride a horse Or send a message in code: morse Chorus: Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble Don't eat me Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble Set me free Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble I won't be tasty ... for your Thanksgiving dinner Those pilgrims were a villinous lot Because of them I'm about to get got They're the one's that should be in a pot Boy, this situation's pretty hot Chorus: Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble Don't eat me Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble Set me free Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble I won't be tasty ... for your Thanksgiving dinner I like to gobble in the fresh air Running around without a care But this farmer is getting in my hair I really wish he wasn't there Chorus: Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble Don't eat me Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble Set me free Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble I won't be tasty ... for your Thanksgiving dinner I wish this family would disappear They are filling me up with great fear The farmer is getting awful near I'd best be getting out of here Chorus: Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble Don't eat me Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble Set me free Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble I won't be tasty ... for your Thanksgiving dinner I wish this family would not grub on meat That would be just oh so sweet Veggies and bread is all they'd eat And they wouldn't look at me as a holiday treat Chorus: Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble Don't eat me Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble Set me free Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble I won't be tasty ... for your Thanksgiving dinner Damn, looks like I'm stuck I guess I've run out of luck Why can't they just eat duck The only word that comes to mind is ... Have a Happy Thanksgiving!!