OT: Nancy C is holding Pat/Louise hostage. . .

OFF I think we have a serious problem. I think Nancy C has secretly left the goat dairy and taken over Pat/Louise's life. Pat/Louise are you ok? Don't let Nancy stay in sunny Florida forever. We miss her and want her back in the Northwest. Nancy, did I tell you that it is no longer raining, the temp is up to 70 and the sun is shining? Not! Gaaaaawd, I'm so tired of this rain. I'm so jealous. Will the sun ever shine again? And I suppose you have a tan too? Karen, sighing. . . .