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A farmer named Clyde had a car accident. In court, the trucking
>company's fancy lawyer was questioning Clyde.
>
>Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, "I'm fine" asked the
>lawyer?
>
>Clyde responded, "Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded
>my favorite mule, Bessie, into the..."
>
> "I didn't ask for any details", the lawyer interrupted.
>
>"Just answer the question? Did you not say, at the scene of the
>accident, "I'm fine!"?
>
> Clyde said, "Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was
>driving down the road...."
>
>The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am trying to establish
>the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway
>Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after
>the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud.
>
>Please tell him to simply answer the question."
>
>By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Clyde's answer and said
>to the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favorite
>mule, Bessie".
>
>Clyde thanked the Judge and proceeded, "Well as I was saying, I had just
>loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into the trailer and was driving her
>down the highway when this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the stop sign
>and smacked my truck right in the side. I was thrown into one ditch and
>Bessie was thrown into the other. I was hurting, real bad and didn't
>want to move. However, I could hear ole Bessie moaning and groaning. I
>knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans. Shortly after the
>accident a Highway Patrolman came on the scene. He could hear Bessie
>moaning and groaning so he went over to her. After he looked at her, he
>took out his gun and shot her between the eyes.
>
>Then the Patrolman came across the road, gun in hand, looked at me, and
>said "How are you feeling?" Now what the hell would you say?"
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