Barbie and Preachers Salary
Barbie:
One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he remembers that
> it's his daughter's birthday.
>
> He pulls over to a toy store and asks the salesperson, "How much is
the
> Barbie in the display window?"
>
> The salesperson answers, "Which one? We have: Work out Barbie for
> $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco
> Barbie for$19.95 and Divorced Barbie for $265.95."
>
> The amazed father asks: "What? Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95
and
> the others only $19.95?"
>
> The salesperson annoyingly answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes
with
> Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer
> and...One of Ken's Friends."
Preacher Salary:
There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby so he went before the congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the preacher's family expanded, so would his paycheck. After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the Congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss
the preacher's salary. There was much yelling and bickering about how much the clergyman's additional children were costing the church.
Finally, the Preacher got up and spoke to the crowd, "Children are a gift from God," he said. Silence fell on the congregation.
In the back pew, a little old lady stood up and in her frail voice said, "Rain is also a gift from God, but when we get too much of it, we wear rubbers."
And the congregation said, "Amen."
Thanks for the laughs! i could have used them yesterday but didnt see your post
willby
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