The Flower Show

The Flower Show Two old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. One leaned over and said, "Life is so darn boring; We never have any fun anymore. For $5.00, I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid flower show!" "You're on!" said the other old lady, holding up a $ 5.00 bill. The first fumbled her way out of her clothes and, completely naked, streaked through the front door of the flower show. Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause. The naked lady burst out through the door surrounded by a cheering crowd. "What happened?" asked her waiting friend. I won 1st prize as Best Dried Arrangement."

Melissa, Thanks for the laugh!! I used to work in a nursing home. I remember one time this little old lady named Irene had Alzheimers. She barley spoke a word except to cuss at us. One morning I was bending over the cart to get a towel out and she said (as plain as day) "OH My god!!!! It looks like the moon over Miami!!!!!!!!!" have a good one! willby