Pet peeves From A Dogs Perspective!

Listen to your dogs people! 1. Blaming your farts on me...not funny...not funny at all. 2. Yelling at me for barking...I AM DOG!! 3. How you naively believe that the stupid cat isn't all over everything while you're gone. Have you noticed that your toothbrush tastes a little like cat spit?!! 4. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. EXACTLY whose walk is this anyway? 5. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose..........stop it. 6. Yelling at me for rubbing my bum on your carpet. Why'd you buy the carpet? 7. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that firm handshake thing yet. 8. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous. 9. Dog sweaters. Hello ????? Have you noticed the fur? 10. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now, you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home. 11. When you stop to pick up the poop in the yard. Do you realize how far behind schedule that puts me? 12. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip," then acting surprised when I FREAK out every time we go back. 13. The sleight of hand, fake-fetch-throw. You fooled a dog! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain. Rosie

Hmmmmm I think I heard my dogs saying they same things,lol. I love them all. My babies, Schnoodle, Schnauzer, Poodle, and some day baby schnoodles. Rosemary

Hi Rosemary, I know I love dogs. I had a chi mixed with poodle and it was such a wonderful pup. He loved me and I he. But we moved to this 2 story house with a huge backyard and we had to give him up,Because the OWNER didn't want dogs. He was small. Well when we moved the new people brought in the dog. And we later found out that the neighbors had a gotten a dog. I was so upset. But then come little Lola. She was so adorable. I actually bought her from the penny saver.I know i know,but they need homes too! Anyways he didn't have papers for her and said that she had all her shots updated. So I didnt worry about getting them,not yet. I kinda questioned her being a chi,but as she grew she stayed small and her ears got pointy and she started to look more like one. She was annoying but loving. When we would drive she would lay down on our necks agaist the headrest in the car. We had her little doggie bag and she traveled everywhere with us. I wanted a dog to replace her so I started to look in the pounds. As we got to one we were getting out of the car and I saw this man walking this German Shephard(sp) SHe kept looking back at us and when we went in he was giving it up to the pound and I asked him if we could keep her and he gave her to us. Her name is Frouline and she is about 3-6 years old. We now live in a small little house and she was too big to stay in doors but like being around people,I dont like pets staying outside. Its sad! Anyways,she is a good walking dog.I took her over to my aunts house and walk her every other day! I dont want anymore dogs right now. If I ever get one It'll be a silky terrier! I guess thats what they call them.They're about a grand.So now all I have is a faithful rabbit that i let loose around the house. Now thats my story,whats yours? Sorry so long! Rosie

Hi Rosie I love my 3 terriers, 1 Jack(parson)Russell age 13, 1 Rat terrier age 4, 1 Boston age 5(she just had knee surgery) they are my 4 legged children. And if I won the lottery I would have about 3 more little ones. But right now 3 is enough. Love dogs letter. Lynda