ColeSlaw wrestling (beware: skin pics in post)

Well, all of the NASCAR folks have left the area and we now begin the 2007 Daytona Beach Bike Week festivities.   I've never really gone out to play with the bikers before... always felt my @$$ was really too big to be seen hanging off the back end of a bike.  I could just hear someone saying "O M G  look at that hog!... and then someone else answering "yeah, but niiiiice Harley, man!  (for the motorcycle illiterate out there Harley Davidson motorcycles are nicknamed hogs) I believe I have passed that time in my life wherein I ever had a chance to wear a thong bikini and leather chaps and  ride on the back of a big ol' Harley showing off my cute, firm and tanned hiney for all to see and appreciate...    Even if I make it to goal, and although I may do some serious Vitamin D bathing, my poor hiney will never get back to cute and firm... so instead of THAT being a goal of mine... I have chosen to reward myself (when I get to goal) by getting my motorcycle license and participating in all the partying ANYWAY!.    It was cold and rainy here for most of the day... (cold like in the upper 60s) - but the weather is supposed to improve every day and by next weekend it should be in the upper 80s.  I may make a trip to the Iron Horse Saloon and take a few turns on the M echanical Bull.   I did that a couple of years ago - I did pretty good - never fell off! (It was prlly on the lowest speed...)  But!  I'm telling you!  WOW!  Every single muscle in my body ached the next day!  What a work out!  They should put one of those in every strip mall instead of a Curves franchise - it is much more of a work out, and a lot more fun!

 

 

Anyway, on to the topic at hand:

 

Coleslaw Wrestling!

 

it is that time of year boys and girls…

 

Out at the Cabbage Patch, they are getting the ColeSlaw Wrestling Pit ready.  

The recipe is actually pretty simple…

 

2000 lbs of shredded cabbage

 

10 gallons of Wesson oil

 

Add two feisty and willing people of the female type. 

 

M ix thoroughly…

 

 

Below is an actual picture of the over all WINNER (standing) and the second place finisher from the previous year.  They look kinda normal sized, doncha think?

Oh my gosh, these were so funny.   I just showed my fiance' the promotional cole slaw wrestling shot and then the actual winners, LOL....he thought all cole slaw wrestlers looked like the first batch.  Had to sat that man STRAIGHT!

It just goes to show ya that we all have a place to shine at Bike Week.

Well yanno how I feel about raw veggies -- I don't eat 'em and I damn sure ain't gonna wrestle in 'em!  Is that a pic of YOU on that mechanical bull?!  LOL!    Ride 'em, COWGIRL!!!

Cole Slaw Wrestling? I guess you do learn something new every day! Just priceless! 

At another of the big biker watering holes                         they have creamed corn wrestling!

My wife has promised me that if I get down to under 200 pounds that I can get a motorcycle.  Maybe I will be down there next year or maybe the year after.  Now I just have to decide what bike to get. 

Ya hafta really consider this choice.  Some of these bikers are pretty cliquish with their loyalty to their particular kind of bike... In other words, if you take, say a Suzuki bike, to a major Harley event, it is possible you will later find your bike strung up and hanking from a big ol' oak tree out back! Hehe! They all have their pros and their cons.  Yesterday I saw an old biker (leathered wrinkled face, grey beard, black clothes, the chained on wallet, bandana on the head - the whole get up...  His black t-shirt read: My heart's been broken so many      times you'd think it was a         HARLEY DAVIDSON