R-rated Dentures & Sex ????

Ladies this is a real question...I'm getting an upper denture at the end of November and I have a few questions. First of course after the dentist pulled my teeth   he told me that some people have trouble eating protein (chewing) and end up eating alot of carbs and fat and gain weight...Great thanks for telling me this after my teeth are out..Now comes the question I wanted to ask him and still may when I see him Friday its about oral sex.   Will I still be able to give a good BJ or will I suck..Hahah..No really, it's one of the things I do well and enjoy...Will I end up bitting it or have my dentures fall out while doing it? Will I have to do it with my denture out? I never thought to ask these questions before hand. Well Ladies does anyone have experance with this? Caio, Leslie

the folks over at the sex forum will give you the best advice, now where in NJ are u from, hehehe

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Oh my.... this may be x-rated!  I don't have an answer but I remember guys in college wanting waist-high women with no teeth and a flat head (to set a beer on).  So maybe the dentures out will improve your technique??

Cindy

For food -- I say eat a lot of slow cooked- ultra tender meat at first while you're getting used to them.

For sex -- I say start with them out until you're confident with your control, then test the roadwork on a banana or something to see if you leave any tracks, lol. 

OMG, Val.  ROFLMAO.  Can't get my breath.   You always have a matter of fact answer to ANY question.  It's like you were just asked for the best way to parallel park.  See if you leave any tracks bwahahaha *snort*

5'7"   SW 268lbs BMI 42/ CW 132lbs BMI 20.7 / GW 140lbs
136lbs  Lost 

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Sorry, I'm a Lean Six Sigma Green Belt (process specialist), and I've been working really hard on a project and it tends to spill over into my everyday life.  See, the banana is launching the Pilot to check for functionality of the new process before you go to the Control Phase and determine continued success. OMG - did I just say that?

You are a trip.  LMAO again, checking for functionality is so important when it comes to BJ's dontcha think?  Bet you're a Virgo.

5'7"   SW 268lbs BMI 42/ CW 132lbs BMI 20.7 / GW 140lbs
136lbs  Lost 

                            I Ymy duodenal switch
 

 

Nope,  just an Aquarius that tends to get too logical sometimes. BTW -- Six Sigma (Lean Six Sigma, even better) can solve problems and eliminate non value added activities in anything.  One guy did a full 5S analysis and project on his laundry room of all things.  Too bad I can't mention a good BJ at work as something to consider.  I could get the Quality Team to give it full analysis, LMAO!

DH and I both have full dentures. They sleep in a cup together at nite........and we sleep together..toothless. You will be able to chew, it just might take a lil bit to get used to em..Why are ya havin to wait for your dentures? When mine were pulled thye immediately put my teeth in. Sure did help with the healing.

Don't worry about the chewing - it will be a non-issue in a few days.  I don't know what your surgeon's post-op eating plan is, but it's usually liquids and/or soft foods at first anyway - easier on the healing tummy.  Plus, you may have little to no appetite in the first few weeks. As for the BJ, I've always heard that toothless is terrific.