DS question
Ms. Cal Culator
on 3/12/10 5:24 am - Tuvalu
on 3/12/10 5:24 am - Tuvalu
On March 11, 2010 at 12:23 PM Pacific Time, savedbaptis1968t wrote:
A soul winner is a person that tells others how to get savedOne of the saddest aspects of this entire mess is that you probably went into this a virgin and now you aren't allowed to fornicate.
Can you even get close to grasping what a bad move that was?
Three words...Dilation and Cruettage
Would have saved your mother a lot of bother...having said tha****ching you spin in ever decreasing circles, disintegrating as you go is better than watching Maurie so carry on.
Do you only have Jesus's blood? What happens if you hypothetically shag Jesus and have miraculous Jesus *** in your person. Does that mean you've got more power than a Scoobie snack? Why blood? I suppose getting the holy communion would take forever if it was his holy *** rather than his holy blood. Everyone would leave with a sore jaw and a feeling of being short changed....but blood? Creepy...glad I am an atheist.
Let me break it down...
If I ingested Jesus's *** after my DS I would in fact fail to absorb 80% of his trans-fats (high octane stuff Jesus *** ), I would malabsorb the carbs from his last supper squirt and end up farting like a beast and ****ting it all out, I also wouldn't get any helpful vitamins from his holy conflagration as I cannot absorb vits as well as post op due to my new bowel configuration. All in all I would get no benefit from his hot and heavy holy spirit hitting my banana shaped belly.
I am convinced you are actually 1000 monkeys in a room with typewriters randomly generating drivel. It is **** for a human but a miraculous achievement for a **** throwing primate. Good for you!
As they said in the "Life of Brian" "He's not the messiah he's a very naughty boy"!
Would have saved your mother a lot of bother...having said tha****ching you spin in ever decreasing circles, disintegrating as you go is better than watching Maurie so carry on.
Do you only have Jesus's blood? What happens if you hypothetically shag Jesus and have miraculous Jesus *** in your person. Does that mean you've got more power than a Scoobie snack? Why blood? I suppose getting the holy communion would take forever if it was his holy *** rather than his holy blood. Everyone would leave with a sore jaw and a feeling of being short changed....but blood? Creepy...glad I am an atheist.
Let me break it down...
If I ingested Jesus's *** after my DS I would in fact fail to absorb 80% of his trans-fats (high octane stuff Jesus *** ), I would malabsorb the carbs from his last supper squirt and end up farting like a beast and ****ting it all out, I also wouldn't get any helpful vitamins from his holy conflagration as I cannot absorb vits as well as post op due to my new bowel configuration. All in all I would get no benefit from his hot and heavy holy spirit hitting my banana shaped belly.
I am convinced you are actually 1000 monkeys in a room with typewriters randomly generating drivel. It is **** for a human but a miraculous achievement for a **** throwing primate. Good for you!
As they said in the "Life of Brian" "He's not the messiah he's a very naughty boy"!
RIP Mickie aka Happychick. You will be missed deeply.
On March 11, 2010 at 12:56 AM Pacific Time, savedbaptis1968t wrote:
Im also A fool for ChristSaved By his Precious Blood and heaven Bound plus I am also a soul winner I tell people how to get saved
Words dont hurt me You can ask any doctor he will tell you the ds is less malabsoptive
and yuo loose weight slower
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