DS question

I recall you making idiotic uninformed posts on the main board as well. You learned nothing then, and actually seem more clueless than you were before.

I'm guessing it's a ploy to get attention and bring up other subjects, but all you're accomplishing is making others wonder about your inability to learn the facts, and your not getting any points for Christianity either.

Yeah, remember how he called THREE HUNDRED SURGEONS and couldn't find anybody to do his RNY for Medicaid? But suddenly and miraculously, after two strangers from the Northeast made one phone call each to the local place, they DID accept Medicaid.

But he's going to go alllllll the way to Austin, a distance of a least a million miles, and get it done there, now that he's figured out how to get the $800 Medicaid will NOT cover for that practice. At first, he started threads saying how there was no way he could ever find $800 so he was just gonna die sooner from being fat...Which is really the better way to go, said he, because then he'd be in heaven anyhow.

I just might go dig up a few of his gems and post them here.

I thought he was one of the most clueless I've seen on the boards in years, but the fact that he CHOOSES to remain that way makes him a waste of time.

Oh - JFK - do not let him come to Austin.

Austin is full of liberals. We pay for abortions with tax payer dollars. We voted for Obama. You really do not want to come here, Mr Saving Souls.....Stay put where you are as coming to Austin will surely infect your soul with the devil.

You should join the Followers of Christ Church in Oregon City, Oregon.

You're so totally and completely clueless about the DS.  Why not consider a choke collar around the top part of your stomach instead?  Of all the WLS options, the choke collar is the slowest way to lose weight.  Try that!

Um, that would be because he IS an idiot.

1. The DS has MORE malabsorption than RNY.

2. How do you think the "pouch" will be made in your stomach for your RNY? Will it be held together with dental floss? No, stupid. It will be cut, stapled and MAYBE oversewn.

3. You don't need ANY stomach at all to survive just fine. Removing most of your stomach is not an issue at ALL for health OR safety. However, in the DS, a gastric SLEEVE is created, which retains full normal stomach anatomy and function, unlike the "pouch" you will be getting in your RNY.

Now, WHY are you on the DS board, where you clearly don't have the first clue what you are talking about, when you are going to get your Medicaid covered RNY, about which you also know next to nothing?

You don't have the intelligence OR the knowledge to function with ANY WLS, most especially NOT the DS. So just go hang out on your Texas board, the main board, and the RNY board, where somebody MIGHT handhold you through your process some more. Jesus is not going to educate you in what you need to know. Being saved and baptized has nothing to do with surviving bariatric surgery. And you are NOT capable of ANY kind of commentary about the DS.

So GO AWAY.

Elizabeth, as always, you are a rockstar...

If you would care for the entertainment, look this dim bulb up on the main board. I should be kinder to him, I suppose, since I suspect mental deficits, but when he spews such ignorant bull**** and THEN pawns it off on being "saved and baptized and heaven bound and a soul winner," uh, no. All bets are off.

I prolly will, just for the entertainment value... sometimes it's so hard to peel your eyes off a trainwreck!