Those stinking damn drains!

I'm sitting at work, laughing out loud , and squeezing my cheeks - trying to hold in one of my own. I think it might have been the mashed potatoes I had a few hours ago. I'm not sure.
Thanks so very much for sharing and brightening my day.  

OMG - your story brings back too many memories.....I can definitely emit a "sewer" smell if I've eaten the wrong foods, and I've effectively passed them off several times.    Just a few weeks ago, my  husband and I were helping to put on a pancake breakfast at our local American Legion.   Our early arrival to begin food prep disrupted my bathroom routine, and since it was nice and early and we were the only ones there, I slipped into the bathroom and settled in for a nice long dump.    As I was leaving the bathroom, I noticed that a fellow Legionnaire had come in and was in the kitchen talking to my husband.    A few minutes later I noticed a plunger outside the bathroom door.   He said to me, "Did you notice a sewer smell in the bathroom?   The whole hallway smells like sewer,  I went in to check it out, but there's no clog or anything,"    I'm like....."Uh...no...don't smell a thing, but I have a bit of a stuffy nose this morning..."   He wandered off, scratching his head and muttering something about contacting one of the Legionnaire's that is a plumber.    I slunk away, but not before my husband caught me with a look like "Juuuuuuuuuulllllliiiiiieeeeee.......what did you do in there????"
Sorry about your internet....I don't know if Jeffy misses you or not because he has me blocked too.

OH KIRMY.....YOUR POSTS ARE THE BEST!!! 

YOU HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEAD WITHTHE SULPHOROUS SEWER SMELL, THAT IS EXACTLY IT!!!!  I GET SO UPSET WHEN I HAVE TO GO INTO THE BATHROOM RIGHT NOW!!!! I DON'T WANT TO BE IN THERE WITH MY OWNS SELF, LOL!!!

Oh yeah, the old smelly drain trick.  Have to remember this one.

I live in the south...I just blame mine on tree frogs or stink bugs. Works like a charm.

 stop stop, I can't breathe.

I confess, I glanced around a crowded rec room at my patients and said....  Wow, you're right...  I think someone's colostomy MUST be leaking.....What DID they feed these guys last night?.....
    LOL   It's much better now that I've sworn off half bagels and added on another probiotic....   a whole bagel will kill me, but I USED to think I could get away with half....  not true....   Mary

You are too funny!   Just remember never to fart in the shower.  There is no escape.

Jeff is mine you hussy!

I have missed you terribly.  What can we do to restore your internet?

Just as a goof, I would have said "having to face having face-to-face conversations" instead of "having to have face to face conversations" because I'd crack up imagining everyone having to read that phrase two or three times to sort the meaning.

P.S., ROFL @ "release the hounds"