Slow Loser, but Loser Nonetheless!!!
Maybe you can walk around with out any panties. LOL
No seriously, how about wearing something without a waist. I have silk caftans I wear in the house or out on the lanai, maybe something like that would be good for you. No slacks...you don't want it to get infected and leave a adhesion scar. (keiloid, I think its called)
You need a thong and a caftan. 



