Unrecognizable
I ran into an old colleague at a restaurant after I'd reached my goal. I hadn't seen her in a couple of years. I went up to say hello and I could tell right off that she didn't recognize me. Bless her heart, she said, "You've changed your hair, that's why I don't recognize you." I said, "No, Karen, you don't recognize me because I'm HALF the size I was the last time you saw me!" She replied with, "And you are?" When I told her my name, she about fell off her chair.