Did you swallow a pin??

I went for my first adjustment on my Lapband last Friday and was put under the x-ray thingie.. While I was laying there, my doc was guiding me all around my insides, telling me, this is your band, this is your port... Any questions? I said, yes, what are those clamp looking things and that long thin thing?? He looked a little confused while looking at the screen and said, Well, did you maybe swallow a pin or something??? I said UM NO! I haven't swallowed a PIN! He said, are you sure? Have you swallowed ANYTHING metal?? I said NO! By now I am freaking out, thinking THIS DOCTOR LEFT SOMETHING IN ME AND NOW HE IS PLAYING COY! I noticed clamps (about 8 of them) and then a long thin thing, obviously this was the "pin"... Right when I was about to jump up and run away, he said, well if you didn't swallow a pin then I guess it's your bra... LOL The worst part was that I was wearing a "welfare" bra, one of the wires had come out but I love the bra anyway.. So there I am with only one wire! He said, Well, I guess I know all of your secrets now... LOL

That's too funny! I'd be freaked out too.

thats funny and its nice to have a doc cwith a sence of humor

oh my gosh I can so see myself being in the same spot as you as things like that always happen to me..