My Funny from Lap Band Orientation

azucar323
on 6/11/08 8:36 am - Mayfield, PA
So I went to an information meeting for Lap Band back in march. I met the doctor learneda abot lap band ect. Someone asked about plastric surgery. The doctor advised to cross that bridge when you come to it. He then mentioned that you can sell your skin in certain hospitals. I said No way really? Why?  Dr: To help burn victims heal. ME: So wait. I could be walking down the road and say Hey that looks like my freckle. WAIT it IS my freckle?  It was the only time i saw that man smile all night..LOL Also another story is from my friend at work that had RNY. She is at goal and is having plastics done. She went in the bathroom and found a very dark freckle on her stomach. hmmm she thought that wasn't there before. That looks like the one from my pubic area that I have. She pulled her pants down and the freckle was GONE!!! She had so much skin to move around her friendly freckle jumped up several inches from it's prevous home..LOL

~*~ Let Your Freak Flag Fly ~*~
It's not a Lap-Band it's a leash for my inner Wild Woman!

    
Lisey
on 11/20/08 5:18 am - Milwaukee suburb, WI
What about her pubic hair?  I've actually thought about that when getting a belt lipectomy  - how much of the old pubes get sucked up towards your new bellbutton?
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