Fill 'er up!
I'm happy that I have found a place for this story.
On my first day back to work (and still on pain meds - so I was kind of loopy) I went into the kitchen at work for some ho****er and some tea. Well, I'm pretty short (5'4"), so the tea is a stretch on my toes. The herbal tea had been shoved all the way back in the cupboard above the coffee tureen with a hot and cold tap.
Well, as I reached for the tea, the cold water spigot lodged firmly right in my cleavage and proceeded to fill up my bra and shirt with ICE COLD water in just a mater of moments.
I immedately stepped back and said to the girls "well if you were thirsty, you should have said something". I turned around flapping my shirt to try and dry it out and my boss was standing there waiting to get to the coffee pot. He was bright red and could not believe that I had just said that to my own boobs. He sputtered a bit, turned and walked out without getting his coffee. He has had a hard time looking me straight in the eye since then.