OMG I said WHAT!?!?!

cathy in maryland
on 6/27/05 2:48 am - Army town, MD
Before my WLS I had to go in and have a filter put in to catch any possible blood clots. It was really no biggie...they give you some realllly good meds and you're awake( but loopy) the whole time. Now just the day before hubby and I had talked about me losing weight in my breasts( I was a 44DD...currently 2 months post op about a 42C) and he said " S'ok...I know what you're getting for Christmas...2 new boobs!" LOL First thing that popped into my head was that song " All I want for Christmas is my 2 front teeth" replacing " 2 new boobs" for the teeth. Sooooo anyway I was loopy from the meds and in order for my surgeon to place the filter through my neck/upper shoulder area the female techs had to tape my breasts down so I looked flat chested. I started giggling and couldn't stop. Finally they techs asked what was so funny...so I said " Hubby says it's ok if I end up flat...'cause *singing* All i'm getting for Christmas is 2 new boobs!" My surgeon had just walked in and he started laughin...OMG I wasn't sure how I'd be able to ever look him in the eyes again Cathy
brave
on 6/27/05 10:19 am - Sicklerville, NJ
Sara S.
on 7/1/05 5:38 am
LMAO that was good!
cheri0853
on 1/18/06 9:51 am - Hinesville, GA
Cathy, that was to funny.....I do have a question for you...what made them put a filter in for possible blood clots? Thanks, Cheri
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