Tong not Thongs
Two days before surgery I get a call from the nurse verifying the time I should be at the hospital and she's giving me a list of things to bring like chap stick feminine towels because some women come out of surgery with there monthly friend, sock slippers to walk in the hallway, baby wipes and a pair of tongs, Me like and idiot I say am sorry mame but I don't ware thongs and she said what and I repeated it again and she started to laugh she could barely talk to me she said can I call you right back and I said yes. A few minutes later she called and apologize to me for her incontrollable laugh she said I need a pair of tongs because I was going to be wearing a binder and I might not be able to bend to clean myself good and I would use this as an extension. I felt so embarrassed, but in realty I did not use thongs at 265 pounds I don't think they would be able to find them in my big butt.
Chica Flores
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