Changed my name when the sedated me!!!

I had my surgery 10/11 and when the anesthesiologist came in he told me he was going to give me something to relax me.... A few minutes later he came back and said, "Mrs. L I need you to wake up and tell me your name." My mom said I said "Sally Jane Spudsucker," and went right back to sleep. She said she told me "Trisha, don't say that she is here for a sex change operation." to which I responded by waving my hand in the air and saying "whatever," and snoring at them. She said it was hilarious because my husband looked like some alien had just popped out of my ear and waved at him. Needless to say they decided to tell me all about it when I could appreciate it but it hurt to bad to laugh about it. Trisha

LOL I CANT WAIT TO HEAR WHAT I SAY , I TALK IN MY SLEEP REALLY BAD NOW ,THE LAST SUGERY THEY ASKED MY NAME I COULDNT REMEMBER THEY ASKED IF I HAD ANY ALLERGIES MY HUBBY SAID I TOLD THEM "CARROTS AND THE SPERMY STUFF ON CONDOMS "AND THEN I ADDED IN A LOUD WISPER" THEY MAKE ME ITCHY" AND SCRACHED LIGHTLY AT MY PRIVATES THATS WHAT THEY GET WHEN THEY ASK THERE SEDATED PATIENTS IMPORTANT ?S LIKE THAT,LOL

Too funny! I am still laughing at myself for what I said... but you know I realy needed another good laugh today! Thanks, Trisha

OMG Christal how embarassing. I just pictured the whole scene in my head. I laughed so hard I was crying!

I had to go for a colonoscopy this past year. While I was sedated for the procedure, I asked the doctor if he would be good enough to extricate by boss from my _ _ _ while he was up there. Maureen McGee

When I had my last colonoscopy, I told the doctor he was boldly going where no man had gone before.

I know this is an old post but I just read it. OH MY GOODNESS!!!!!!!! I am crying I awam laughing so hard! God Bless! Jen

omg... thats too funny