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Topic: RE: Hot Anestheologist.
Aww dang I think my anesthesist is a woman :( But I had a really hot doctor. LOL it's so bad when they're hot because it's like. Ummm yeah you can't see me half naked. Or like when they're trying to be serious and you can't help turning reeaaaally red ;)
One of my doctors looks kind of like George Clooney mixed with Taylor Hicks.
Topic: RE: Pre-Op Testing
lmao thanks for the laugh. I HATE urine samples soooo much! I finally figured out a plan: Bring a tupperwear container LOL I haven't tried it yet, but I figure if you can get it in a bigger container, you just pour it into the thimble. It's better than peeing all over yourself isn't it?
Topic: RE: Hot Anestheologist.
I hope mine is a Hottie, I have my surgery on July 20th, and I am 22 also haha
Topic: Lost a rim???
My 18 year old son was sitting in the living room when I measured myself the first time. I told him that I had lost 18 inches. He said "wow mom, you've lost a rim."
Topic: Yeah, you can really tell she looks pregnant.
I was standing outside the school at dismissal duty a couple of weeks ago, and my friend Marsha (who also had Lap-Band surgery) yells out at me, "You can really tell, Pami." She was looking at my profile and commenting on the positive effects of my weight loss. A nosy grandma waiting for her grandkid pipes in, "Yeah, you can really tell she looks pregnant." No, Marsha tells the loud mouth lady, she's lost a lot of weight recently. Oh yeah, says the big mouth, you can tell she's been walking a lot. DUH! Open mouth, insert foot!
Topic: RE: Men
Update on my story...
The other night, one of my girl friends went fishing with him...all perfectly legit...
Anyways they got to talking about me...and she told him, 'well, you do know dont you, that was not the first time for you to see her'...he said, 'no, I have not seen her before'. My girl friend then said, 'did you not meet a girl last August, and go on a midnight cruise with her?' He thought about this for a moment, and said 'yes'...my girl friend, then said, 'well, that was Norma then'. He then said, 'DAMN, she shrank!!!' My girl friend then said, 'yes, well that is the result of her having had the WLS surgery. We are constantly changing, in our appearance and attitude.'
Norma
Topic: RE: Pre-Op Testing
Goodness Joy! I can SO relate to that story.... and to be honest you made me feel a bit better. See, this morning I had to do the "pee in a cup" thing and while I made it... after quite a bit of aim, balance and old fashioned inginuity, I dropped the cup in the toilet. Lucky for me it was one of those shallow bowl water saver potties and my cup landed upright!!! (miracle of miracles) But then, as I was triumphantly snapping the flimsy plastic lid on the flimsy platic cup, I must have pushed a bit too hard and the cup broke, dousing me in urine.
The staff had a good laugh...after all, how could I explain going into the bathroom dry and coming out with a wet shirt and wet hair?