LMAO that was good!

SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING MY SON WOULD HAVE SAID. Yes if you want to hear the truth a child will give you nothing less but surely more than what you bargin for....(LOL) they are CUTE.......

I was at a books a million the other day with a couple of friends. If you have never been to one they are huge and open bookstores. Well I went to use the bathroom, feeling kind of cramped and took care of my problems. When i was done i went back into the store, i picked up a book and got hit with a blast of dust and sneezed. I dont know about you but i have a bad habit of holding my nose and cutting off the sneeze. When i do my ears clog up for a second and air wistles out of my eye sockets. Well to say the least i had thought i had let a Silent but deadly fart out, till i looked up and saw the two older ladies 3 isles down looking at me like i was the most vulger thing that walked the earth. So i turned to one of my friends who was about 3 isles down in the oposite direction, i kind of motioned to him, if he heard it, and he held one hand over his nose and waived his other in front of his face like he smelt it. About that time i turned purple, but thank god i was in an area that had high shelving, so i started to clear the area before someone came by, as i snuck around the store working my way to the front door to get out, i kept noticing that everybody was looking to the back corner (were i had farted) to see what that noise was. When i got to the car, i asked my other friend who saw me leave and followed, if he heard it. Not knowing i did it, he said it sounded like a fog horn, and he was in the front of the store. I guess when i pinched off the sneeze it caused so much back pressure i blew the dust off the rest of the books. Anytime i hear somebody mention the price of gas, i always say a short trip to the bookstore.

That's EXACTLY what I was thinking!!!