"The things we do when under the influence!LOL" Carmen, So that's your story and your sticking to it huh ???

it makes you wonder???

Of course there had to be really attractive anestheologist working on the date of my surgery. Sitting in the pre-op area looking fabulous in my johnny he comes over to introduce himself and what's going to happen and I ask him, "so you're going to be there" and he says "yes" and I say "the whole time?" "yes." Okay, now everything I've gone through for this surgery - let me just say that this was maybe the worst news I'd heard yet. I'm 22 and he didn't look much older so now I am freaking out. Anyway, then he comes over with the stuff to make me feel "a little drunk" and it's alllllllllll good now. So of course, being me I say, "you should call me in eight months." Nice. Well I go to my two week post op today and tell my surgeon (Dr. Ashley Vernon - BEST SURGEON!) "thanks for telling me the anestheologist was going to be so hot!" and she says "you know, he liked you too, in the OR he said you had great personality" and I said 'she's gonna be a real hottie' and he was blushing" Ahhhh, embarassing!

Out of the mouths of babes, as the saying goes.. Well I had surgery on March 1, 2005 and was hospitalized for two days and only got to see my kids for a few minutes the first day of surgery. So when I arrived home and this was the first time I had been in the hospital and away from the kids who were totally dependent on their father for EVERYTHING!! Well after arriving home , we wanted to surprise my kids (ages 7 and 9) so I hid in the bathroom.. When I came out, my son looked at me and said you dont look like you lost any weight at all mom..!!! Remember I was only two days post-op!!!

I'm happy that I have found a place for this story. On my first day back to work (and still on pain meds - so I was kind of loopy) I went into the kitchen at work for some ho****er and some tea. Well, I'm pretty short (5'4"), so the tea is a stretch on my toes. The herbal tea had been shoved all the way back in the cupboard above the coffee tureen with a hot and cold tap. Well, as I reached for the tea, the cold water spigot lodged firmly right in my cleavage and proceeded to fill up my bra and shirt with ICE COLD water in just a mater of moments. I immedately stepped back and said to the girls "well if you were thirsty, you should have said something". I turned around flapping my shirt to try and dry it out and my boss was standing there waiting to get to the coffee pot. He was bright red and could not believe that I had just said that to my own boobs. He sputtered a bit, turned and walked out without getting his coffee. He has had a hard time looking me straight in the eye since then.