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Topic: RE: Always wear underwear!
you made me laugh and remember one day last summer i was swimming jumped out to go to get wieghted at diet class and i changed in the pool room and just stuck in me short paints and a shirt and went and a lady came up and said you have a whole in your pants i felt it and it was big so i backed out of class they all where asking why i was leaving and just said i was busy but i still needed some thing imported at a store so i sent my son it to a cheapy store and told him to by me something to tie around my waist and he came out with a 3x tea shirt that said jesus is lord it was so funny ! thanks for reminding me LOL kelly
Topic: Nutty Psychologist evaluation
Alrighty then, My husband accompanies me to the psychologist evaluation. The psychologist comes into the waiting room to get me. Asks me if I would like my husband to come in the room with us. I say no thank you. So I go in and the psychologist starts asking me toms of questions. Ya know how often do you eat? What do you eat? Describe what brings your eating patterns on.. and so on and so on.
I describe to the psych. that I have 2 little boys, under the age of 5 and two years apart. I have not had any help as far as running the administrative part of our business and taking care of my 2 little ones myself. He says to me," DO you think you would ever be depressed?" Has you physician ever given you medication. Everyone who knows me knows I am generally a happy go lucky person. I took one good look at him and asked him,"Are you nuts"? Little did I realize later I said this to him. I described to my husband what happened on the way home in the truck and he started laughing histarically. I asked him why he was laughing and then he pointed out the obvious......
Topic: Always wear underwear!
Last month, I went for my intial consultation with my surgeon. I figured we would just discuss the procedure and the like. So, after his questions, he tells me to get undressed and put on the robe, leaving on only my underwear. The problem was I didn't have any on! After he comes back in the room, he made a joke about always wearing clean underwear. Mortified, I said "...always remember to WEAR underwear!" He thought I was joking. It finally sunk in and he realized I wasn't wearing any! That was one hell of a first impression I made!
how cute Topic: High? I'm high?
I was in the recovery room after my recent tummy tuck. At first there was a lot of excruitiating pain! Once established on the pain meds I was feeling pretty good as long as I didnt move about too much. My mouth was very dry and the nurse asked me if I would like some vaseline put on my very dry lips. I told her yes, puckered like a fish and asked for extra. My daughter says that I started to blow kisses to everyone in the room asking to speak with my Dr. (Dr Habbbibbiiibibibibi) - real name Dr. Habibi.... My daughter says I was higher than a kite, the nurses would all come in the room and laugh at me. I would then blow them a kiss and they would go on there way!
Topic: Wow it works
The first night home after surgery I got into my most comfortalbe pj's, and slept like a log. When I woke up the next morning I stood up, and the pajama bottoms fell right off. I thought this was wonderfull untill I realized the elastic was broken.
Topic: RE: bullet holes?
I teach in a high school. They would believe it & would be trying to figure out WHO DID IT! (Of course--- no way are they EVER gonna see my stomach!!!!!)
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