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KGEBOO
on 3/9/04 10:30 pm - Valpo, IN
Topic: RE: Funny Question for Doctor!
OMG TY for that laugh, I needed that today.
Lois R.
on 3/8/04 1:55 pm - Piketon, OH
Topic: RE: Welcome to the Funny WLS Moments Forum message board
Here is another out of the mouth of babes story. My 4-yr.-old son was at the baby-sitter, a friend of hers had stopped by. My little dear was telling her about my operation. After she left the sitters husband told my son he should talk me out of this operation. My son wheeled around and said, "Listen here buck-o, she has to get some of that weight off of her". The baby-sitter said she just about rolled in the floor over that one.
Christine H.
on 3/7/04 9:55 am - Beatrice, NE
Kathryn B.
on 3/7/04 9:09 am - Edna, TX
Topic: RE: Funny Question for Doctor!
That is hilarious !!!!!! Best Wishes, Kathy
Megan C.
on 3/2/04 1:29 am - Tonawanda, NY
Topic: Funny Question for Doctor!
Here is My WLS Funny: It was my 2 week post op appointment and I was seeing the Physician's Assistant (who is DROP DEAD GEORGEOUS and KNOWS IT - he reads his patients posts about how cute he is on obesityhelp.com!) At two weeks out I was feeling pretty good except I expereinced some discomfort around my incision when I bent over or did too much strenuous activity.... He asked if I had any questions, and I said "Yes, I have a few" "First, can I resume sexual Activity?" and he said "Sure, if you are comfortable with that... Anything else?" I said "OH YEAH - can I bend over?" to which he replied, (red in the face and trying not to laugh) "That is a personal preference..." I DIDNT mean for the two questions to be linked, I guess I just asked em in the wrong order...LOL!
Shannon C.
on 3/1/04 4:07 am - Flagstaff, AZ
Topic: RE: Welcome to the Funny WLS Moments Forum message board
I've had this "moment" happen at least twice--I've had folks who hadn't seen me since before surgery ask me if I was OK (like they thought I'd had cancer or something!). To me, that was pretty funny!
Terri B.
on 2/25/04 10:53 am - Vero Beach, FL
Topic: RE: Have you thought about attending obesityhelp functions?
Heck ya! That does sound like fun... ya know... vitamin vendors, protein drinks/bars, and the like will sell through the roof. I haven't been.. can you imagine getting a bunch of former fatties... and having a great time... Terri
B. McCoy
on 2/11/04 12:01 pm - Columbus, OH
Topic: Have you thought about attending obesityhelp functions?
I was wondering; have any of you ever thought of attending any obesityhelp.com events like conventions and or regional meetings? I was wondering if they were any fun and or what you would expect from them. I have been to other events and conventions but, never to one with obesity help. Do you think it would be fun? [email protected]
blank first name B.
on 2/9/04 11:28 am
Topic: RE: Welcome to the Funny WLS Moments Forum message board
Okay, here is a funny... Out of the mouths of babes! Prior to WLS, while explaining to my daughter my decision and how one day I would be skinny enough to run all around with her, she said... "Mommy, you are already Skinny... you have lots of skin" I will never forget that one! It still makes me smile.
Janie M.
on 2/5/04 11:00 pm - Bishopville, SC
Topic: RE: Welcome to the Funny WLS Moments Forum message board
I'm hoping this section will be used for humorous things that have happened to us from WLS surgery on...Laughter is the best medicine, of course...and when we laugh at ourselves, we are certainly speeding healing, I think. I'm sure each of us has a funny moment to share. Mine happened the day of my surgery. The afternoon of my surgery when I was back in my room and taking pain medicine...kind of "in and out", I remember my best friend coming in. I was so glad, because I sure wanted someone to talk to. I sure did...one sentence, sleep, half a sentence, sleep, just drift off...you get the picture. She thought it was so funny because I never lost my train of thought, I would always pick up the same sentence where I left off when I would "drift". I was so surprised when I woke up for real and she had already left...I was still wanted to finish my conversation and tell her about my dream... Janie/SC
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