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Hollywog
on 5/15/08 2:14 am
Topic: RE: Need a "special swimsuit" for new tummy tuck
Get a burkini!  Seriously...it's a swim suit for muslim women...it has long sleeves, long legs, a little 'skirt' to cover the bum...zips to the neck. 
muzakcon
on 5/3/08 1:31 pm - Fuquay Varina, NC
Topic: Need a "special swimsuit" for new tummy tuck
Ok....so I just had the first of my many plastic surgeries to come....My tummy tuck was on Monday and it is fantastic.....my stomach looks like my 21 year old daughters...I am sooo proud and want to show it off....OK..so where do I buy a turtleneck, long sleeve, bikini with long pants????? Just curious....haha...!!! My arms...boobs.....neck...thighs....look like poop.....I am just saying!!!!!
L. TP
on 4/13/08 8:16 am
L. TP
on 4/13/08 8:15 am
Topic: RE: 2 Day Post Op or Oops
hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahah.  I shouldn't laugh.  I'll be there in 7 weeks.
AnniesHope
on 4/11/08 8:05 am - Riverview, Canada
Topic: RE: 2 Day Post Op or Oops
Yes....rather than a....."productive" fart!!!

C.S Lewis Said, " You don't have a soul. You are a Soul. You have a body."
This is a good reminder that it is the inside that counts, I will remember this as I work towards having my outside reflect my inside!

    
snicklefritz
on 4/10/08 10:49 am - Cincinnati, OH
Topic: RE: Changed my name when the sedated me!!!
When I had my last colonoscopy, I told the doctor he was boldly going where no man had gone before.
snicklefritz
on 4/10/08 10:42 am - Cincinnati, OH
Topic: OT joke
What did one WLS boobie say to the other WlS boobie If we don't get some support soon people will think we're nuts
snicklefritz
on 4/10/08 10:39 am - Cincinnati, OH
Topic: RE: 2 Day Post Op or Oops
Better out than in. just be glad it was just a fart.
jmatteol
on 4/3/08 3:43 am - Independence, KY
Topic: 2 Day Post Op or Oops
I hope I'm not the only one that has done this but, I thought you might get a kick out of it.  My Surgeon Dr. Tom had instructed me due to the gas they use in surgery for the Lap RnY I will have Gas and he wanted me to fart.  Yes he said fart.  So I did not think much about it.  I did think I would have some kind of control though.  The other thing I keep reading and hearing is walk walk walk.  So as soon as I was able I began walking the halls in the hospital.  Well wouldn't you know it I get hit with the Gas attack and I had no control, it just came out.  But it was loud and long.  I was so

embarrassed as we were just passing a visitor I think.  I could not look her in the eyes.  I just repeated what Dr. Tom said.  Farting good.  

Ludia
on 4/2/08 2:37 pm - NY
Topic: RE: foot in mouth = red face
Thanks for the bellylaugh!
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