My diet won't work!

I don't know what the problem is.... my diet just won't work! Everyday I wake up and try to do the right things and no matter wh..... ...oh... hold on... ... I just need to go even out that chocolate cake. Some careless person sliced it crooked. .

Step away from the cake!! You are thinking too much about it!! Maybe you should throw the cake away

Well, you see.. .that kind of stuff is a problem with hubby and two stepkids. I can't just keep stuff in the house that *I* want. Sigh.

tell them they have to eat the whole thing right away!!

You just need to drink more Diet Pepsi to even out the bad calories....

Believe me... I am trying. And I plan on eating a lot of white things.

Well you see. I went and worked out tonite, just came home had some beef roast and potatoes... My diet sucked... well impart to believeing your loving aunt is making her appearance So I had a chocolate bar. I still Love you!

Can I just say...that when I read stuff like this..."Thank Heaven I live alone" I'm trying not to bring the stuff in the house...of course, it doesn't help when I've got 5lbs of leftover halloween candy in my pantry...and it's...chocolate. *drool*

Ack! Get rid of the candy!! Take it to work and put it in the kitchen with a big ole "eat me" sign!!

Won't work... One...we don't have a kitchen... Two...there are only two people in my office these days...me and the boss But I hid it from myself...it's in the pantry behind the paper plates and cups.