I am your Halloween candy...And I am calling youuuuu

Come on man, you're not going to take all this weight loss stuff so serious are you?  Yeh I know I don't have any nutrients and I can give you a shorter life, but you only live once.  What, are you going to let all those neighborhood tykes have me all to themselves?  Anyways, I'll be hanging around the house here or you can see me at work or those regular places you frequent.  Let's hook up.  We used to do it all the time!!  I really can get under your skin if you know what I mean.  Later,  Hershey, M & M Mars, Brachs, ETC... 

Dear Candy - U screwed up the first 36 years of my life...NO MORE. And just to **** you off, Im serving protien and health bars for the neighborhood kiddo's.

C Ya.....