I had a big cap of MOM and a glass of Metamucil this morning...

I'm gonna crap today! God I hope I crap today!

Hope everything comes out alright.

Man, you are so full of it!!!  ;-)

Touche

When you finally get this dirty deed done, make sure you take a picture and send it to www.ratemypoo.com.  I'm sure it will be in the top ten!!

Are you kiddin' me?  I'm calling The European Fecal Standards & Measurements Board in Zürich.  I'm gonna pass Bono on the Couric scale!

Quit messing with the MOM - time to break out the big guns, Magnesium Citrate - can you say "bowell prep?"

I am starting to get desperate.

Dont you mean your gonna crap double? I just went through the same thing. I went at it with prunes and water. Took about three days! Whew!!!! Good luck Derrick

I think it's about time to break out the corkscrew. Your gonna blow out your o-ring, if your not careful!