This is too funny!
Fresh from my shower, I stood in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts were too small. Instead of characteristically
telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically came up with a suggestion.
'If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet
paper and rub it between them for a few seconds.'
Willing to try anything, I fetched a piece of toilet paper and stood in
front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. 'How long will this
take?' I asked'
They will grow larger over a period of years,' my husband replied.
I stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my
breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?'
Without missing a beat he said, 'Worked for your butt, didn't it?'
He is still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk
again.
Stupid, stupid man!
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