Anybody know a fat guy?

Any of you fatasses or ex-fatasses know a fatass who needs some 5XLT shirts, some 22-38 shirts and some 54-32 and 56-32 pants. All my **** was in the drier this morning, so I got a 4XLT and a pair of 50's out of the closet and, I'll be damned, they fit. They fit nicely. PM me a name and address and I'll ship 'em for free. I will gladly absorb the cost as part of my reward for never having to wear those suckers again. I'll even throw in a 60" stretchy belt.

Yumust have us confused with a bunch of fat guys,... We be all sleathy , and sleek babe magnets out this way. Maybe somebody on their way down through that size might speak up even if they are for a friend,...yeah,.... thats the ticket,...for a friend! Thanks for making them available. THATS a GENEROUS OFFER GUYS!!!                                                                                   FREE clothes

Congrats on the slide - just make sure to wipe you arse cause it smells like you cut a Wet Fart. Seriously, It's an unreal feeling when you make that first drop in size. Hang in there cuz the ride's just getting started.

Nice fart buddy!