My Secret Identity Was Almost Exposed At Wal-Mart Last Night

LOL Paul,  I'm laughing so hard right now I got tears..  LOL.  Family probably thinks I"m nuts!  I've had a couple of those moments since surgery, and I just quickly round the next corner and leave the family to walk into it.. heh heh.. never did it in close quarters tho.. I think I'd kill someone!  Dale

  LOL @ "leave the family to walk into it" ..     Reminds me of the time a few months back when I was in Target in the magazine section ..  I was reading a mag and let one fly ..   Nobody else was on that aisle at the time, but I guess the atomic cloud hovered in place for quite a while  ..  A few minutes later a little girl came around the corner at the far end of the aisle and started down it, accompanied by her little friend ..  After a couple of steps they both stopped in their tracks, with the little girl calling out to her mom, who was still around the corner apparently, "mommy, what's that SMELL???"       aha - Methane Man strikes again!     (btw - dang, Lyricalman!    that new pic looks great ..  you can really see the 100 lb. loss already!  ^5)

Ah yes.. the invisible wall......    vengeance for all the attitude a teenager can give their pop.. heh heh..  "Hey Dad... can you take me to...... WHOOOAAAAAAAAA>>>>>> AHHH DADDDDDDDD!" And for some reason.. when I head for the bathroom... there's a race to get there before me.... ... no one wants to be.... "NEXT" (in best Vincent Price wavery voice.... LOL) Thanks for the kudos,  .. I'm definately feeling a diference! Dale

 LOL @ "Vincent Price wavery voice" ..    Remember how he used to exclaim, "horrors!" in the movies?  I always thought it sounded like he was yelling, "*****s!"     &:-D)    Dang, now you guys have me on a roll down fart memory lane ....    I remember in my pre-op college days working as a busser at this nice, full- service Mexican restaurant in our little city .  One of the watiresses was this tall, thin gal, a part-time model for a modeling agency in town .. She was somewhat a ringer for Cindy Crawford, minus the facial mole ..  (neat thing about her was that she was the only person I knew of named "Oswald" besides the infamous dude!)     Anyway, one night the waitress was waiting on a table of customers - a respectable, conservative-looking family ..  I was bussing a table not too far away from her and could feel one welling up inside me (all the free Mexican food we could eat was about our only job "perk" at this place - earlier that night I had dined on the giant bean & beef burrito) ..  I had no choice but to let a "silent but deadly smoker" waft out, and then quickly headed back to the kitchen with my bussing tub, leaving the waitress to still writing down her customers' order ..  Before I made it to the door, though, I could hear the folk at the table clearing their throats, sniffing around, etc.      I had barely gotten back to the kitchen when suddenly I felt a sharp jab to my shoulder ..   It was the waitress, who, now quite angry, had punched me in my arm with her fist  .  She shouted something like, "you ******* you let one, I smelled it, and the people at the table must have thought it was ME!"  ..   The whole kitchen cracked up along with me ..  I apologized to her, but what else could I do???   &:-/)

That's pretty funny! Along the same lines.... we have a receptionist here that has a heart of gold, but a mouth like a truck driver.  She used to get mad because some of the employees of the "Asian persuasion" (not to be racist) would heat up some very pungent fish in the break room microwave which was located in close proximity to the entry door, and hence, her station. Her beef was that clients would walk in the front door, smell the fish, and think it was her. 

"smell the fish, and think it was her." Not to sound sexist (inserted since you were so PC in your response Baja) but are you sure she doesn't? I think she might appreciate it if you offered her some of your Hai Karate since she is so concerned with the fishy smell.  Boner

Hmmm... maybe it WAS her    and she is using our poor asian brothers to cloak her foul **** stench. I did see her boyfriend gargling a bottle of Summer's Eve once......

That's the ticket!!

Way to go Boner.....really thinking "outside of the box".....hey wait!?!?! Is that where Baja was headed....

Certainly not THAT box.... smells like it spent one too many late nights in Tuna Town