My damn pouch must be made of steel!!!!!!

We'll just have to send him a link to cheer him up. How about this one? "Wounds" is listed in the "A" listing right at the top:

http://www.starma.com/penis/muffy/muffy.html

  Now that's a GREAT link, Dave  "Cum Dumpster".... that's a cute one 

Suffice it to say that this woman was extremely unpleasant and seemed to be vexed at yours truly, the origin of this unwarranted aggression is a mystery to me - could it have been something I said    She did seem to take exception to being labeled a "cooze"..... I had thought that that moniker was simply an endearing nickname. I am pretty sure that her "Auntie Flo" was in town that week, guiding her fingers at the keyboard  I was forced to fully exert myself, in a verbose manner, to be shut of the miscreant.... and my responses were uncharacteristically crude; a full transcript of the exchange is not fit for public consumption.    PM me if you want it for a laugh, I'll send it your way.

Beast,

Was paying closer attention to my chicken salad the other day. Turns out, it's about half pressure-cooked then finely food processed chicken and the other half food processed raw cabbage and celery. High protein, high fiber and the most I could probably eat of it would be about 3/4 cup. The sauce is part chicken stock part mayo.

Best Wishes,

Dave

I'd love to try that chicken salad Dave.. it sounds great!  Also sounds like alot of prep-time to make it!   You're lucky you have a great woman who'll take the time to make it for you!  I've got alot of work to do with this whole Bypass deal to perfect it.. but I'll keep plugging away!  Thanks for the responses...  every one of them has helped alot!