Hey Guys

We can always use another Texican on here. Make yourself at home.

Welcome Michael!!  Welcome to the Loosers Bench!  There's a great bunch of guys on here.  You've found a home here.  I hope we can make your journey easier.  Kick off your shoes and make yourself at home!

Hey Mike, Glad you clicked the link. I just clicked back to your post on the MainBoard…. Baja made me laugh….. “We do have Beef Jerky and light our Farts!” Jump on in with any questions… It’s sort of like an all request radio station, Only as good as the requests. Fun bunch of guys happy to share experience and the- “What has Worked For Me” sorts of info… Welcome. Best Wishes- Dx

Welcome!  I hope you find the guys here as great as I have.  It amazes me the knowledge that is available here.  You will also find that guys stick together and really are there for each other.  If you need anything, everyone is here for you.

Jim 

Welcome. Great to have you aboard. Ask anything you want and then get ready to either laugh or cry at the answers.

Lou

Welcome. Don't be afraid to pull a finger hahaha

Actually, your timing was perfect - you just missed Tuna War '08.   'twas but a minor blip on the radar, however.... our superior intellect reigned supreme as always    We employed a simple 1, 2 , 3 strategy - CB distracted 'em with something shiny, Boner gave 'em a kick in the slats, and I reminded them of the dirty toilets and floors that needed cleaning. Easy as (tuna) pie BTW, I'm the resident misanthrope... in case you haven't figured that out already.

it's a team effort thing MM. you'll catch on! welcome aboard

Baja, think this would stir up the ant hill in Tuna Town?   It was on the Sex board a few days ago.  Don The Good Wife's Guide From Housekeeping Monthly, 13 May, 1955.

Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they get home and the prospect of a good meal is part of the warm welcome needed.
Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you'll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh-looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people.
Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it.
Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives. Run a dustcloth over the tables.
During the cooler months of the year you should prepare and light a fire for him to unwind by. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift too. After all, catering to his comfort will provide you with immense personal satisfaction.
Minimize all noise. At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of the washer, dryer or vacuum.
Encourage the children to be quiet.
Be happy to see him.
Greet him with a warm smile and show sincerity in your desire to please him.
Listen to him. You may have a dozen important things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first - remember, his topics of conversation are more important than yours.
Don't greet him with complaints and problems.
Don't complain if he's late for dinner or even if he stays out all night. Count this as minor compared to what he might have gone through at work.
Make him comfortable. Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or lie him down in the bedroom.
Have a cool or warm drink ready for him.
Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes.
Speak in a low, soothing and pleasant voice.
Don't ask him questions about his actions or question his judgment or integrity. Remember, he is the master of the house and as such will always exercise his will with fairness and truthfulness. You have no right to question him.
A good wife always knows her place.

Why would any decent gal find that offensive  Here's my favorite line: "Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it." Damn skippy    can you say "three-way" ??