Bachelor Party Tonight...

adam_
on 5/17/08 12:06 am - Boynton Beach, FL

....and of course I am the DD since I can't drink ...HAHA... It's gonna be tough staying away from the strippers...cuz i know they're gonna be crawling all over my sexy ass....HAHA Wish me luck tonight!!

-Adam - 6'6" - From 450 lbs to GOAL in 9 months...
Phase 1: Completed 10/2008.
Phase 2: Weightlifting - Goal: Add 40 lbs of muscle. Completed 2/15/2011.
Phas 3: Cut to 10% body fat.
MY STORY: imthebiggestloser.blogspot.com/

(deactivated member)
on 5/17/08 12:56 am - uranus, CA

RNY on 09/19/06 with

Not sure if your married, but if you are remember - no sex with the strippers

Of course, a bachelor-party sanctioned rim-job don't count

HEY! If the ol' lady won't provide 'em, what's the damage

adam_
on 5/17/08 2:13 am - Boynton Beach, FL

RNY on 01/07/08

HAHA...yes I am married to a great and extremely "talented" woman, so I shouldn't be tempted. Rim-jobs are not my cup of tea and I don't think anyone would wanna go near that area anyway considering my bedsores arent fully healed yet....HAHA.... TMI?

-Adam - 6'6" - From 450 lbs to GOAL in 9 months...
Phase 1: Completed 10/2008.
Phase 2: Weightlifting - Goal: Add 40 lbs of muscle. Completed 2/15/2011.
Phas 3: Cut to 10% body fat.
MY STORY: imthebiggestloser.blogspot.com/

Boner
on 5/17/08 6:04 am - South of Boulder, CO

RNY on 07/24/05

"bachelor-party sanctioned rim-job" Thanks for the mammeries, Baja!

Boner

NotDave (Howyadoin?)
on 5/17/08 10:27 am - Japan

RNY on 03/16/06

On May 17, 2008 at 7:56 AM Pacific Time, bajaddict wrote:

Not sure if your married, but if you are remember - no sex with the strippers

Of course, a bachelor-party sanctioned rim-job don't count

HEY! If the ol' lady won't provide 'em, what's the damage

I can hear it now, "I'll take the ******* nothin' else."

I always thought her poodle was supposed to jump up on the bed and take care of that while you're in action! Maybe that's just an old military tale from the Philipines...

Does that cost more or less?

bigdooba
on 5/17/08 3:14 pm - Marlton, NJ

Lap Band on 12/04/06

Dave, Is that a military tale from the Philipines or are you speak'in from experience ????? Woof-Woof

. You better hope her cat doesn't jump up there.

Dan

NotDave (Howyadoin?)
on 5/17/08 5:44 pm - Japan

RNY on 03/16/06

Hi Dan,

I think it was an old joke about a miltary man who went to a brothel and the girl he chose asked him, "with or without." Hell, it was cheap anyway, so he thought to himself, "Hey I'll go all out today" and replied "With!" While they were going at it, the dog jumped up on the bed and he found out what "with" meant.

Not sure if it's a joke or a true story. Maybe both.

Best Wishes,

Dave

(deactivated member)
on 5/18/08 12:11 pm - uranus, CA

RNY on 09/19/06 with

On May 17, 2008 at 5:27 PM Pacific Time, NotDave (Howyadoin?) wrote:

On May 17, 2008 at 7:56 AM Pacific Time, bajaddict wrote:

Not sure if your married, but if you are remember - no sex with the strippers

Of course, a bachelor-party sanctioned rim-job don't count

HEY! If the ol' lady won't provide 'em, what's the damage

I can hear it now, "I'll take the ******* nothin' else."

I always thought her poodle was supposed to jump up on the bed and take care of that while you're in action! Maybe that's just an old military tale from the Philipines...

Does that cost more or less?

Hey Dave! One way to insure that Fido will keep "tossing your salad" all the way to the "finish line" would be to smear the area requiring canine attention with a liberal dosage of peanut butter

Hell, consuming a large jar of Skippy (chased by a prune fondue) would probably do the trick as well - that way you could both enjoy the sandwich spread