Uh-oh. I have an urgent question about the colon-blow

My doctor wants me to take the phosphosoda today and his instructions couldn't be more foggy "Purchase two bottles of Fleets Phosphosoda 1.5 oz and consume them the same day". Am I supposed to slam these down right now, both at the same time and wait for Armageddon or sip on them throughout the day?

On the day before I ate a small lunch and a couple of hours later had the phosphosoda.  I drank it with a bunch of water but had it all pretty much at once (at least over a 10 or 15 minute period).  This was all done as per doctors orders. Your reference to Armageddon hit home.  Don't plan to be traveling anywhere after taking this stuff.  I spent a bit of time in 1 particular room. Best of luck, Brian.

Syn- Mix the Fleets with something like 8 ozs of Diet Sprite then drink it quick!      What I had to do for my wazoo scope several years ago was the first round around 6 or 7 'ish in the evening then then second 1/2 about 4 AM.  Went to hospital about 7:00 AM for test.  Plan on using lots of TP!!  Was suggested to me to keep a tube of Vasoline lip balm therapy handy as too much wiping will irritate those delicate rectal tissues and secondly the salts in the Fleets will burn said delicate tissues the more you squirt.  Now if you use it, the lip balm, to give yourself a prostate exam - we don't want to know about it!  Good luck tomorrow and see ya' on the losers bench!!

Don't Fleets get ingested via the back door 

Close but no cigar....the Fleets company also makes a liquid for drinking....Phososoda...very brutal stuff...but it works

Slam it if you can....nasty taste...if I mixed it..it would just be more **** to swallow... about an hour apart.... you are right....this is gonna be ugly

Same advice as GoToMan! Get it over with. Do drink plenty of water afterwards to keep from feeling completely drained from pooping. And the mention of Vaseline on the anus is also advisable…

You can quickly wipe yourself raw when Crapping becomes what seems to be a full-time job. Have the Greatest on your upcoming surgery. Hurry home and start walking away from those pounds And into your new life! Best Wishes- Dx

Ok, thanks for the help. I took the first bottle a couple of hours ago an never managed to get close enough to the computer to read your replies. I'll take the second in the evening and do some more ****ting. Good god, the first round with actual solids, I think I **** about 6 feel of intestine. Does that mean I gave myself half of the bypass already?
After about the second time on the throne, I was ******g what looked like Mountain Dew out of my ass. The chafing hasn't set in just yet - I've been using moistened ass-wipes.